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About Me

i could stare at this screen for hours and still not be happy with what i've written to describe myself. i guess for me, it seems impossible to define myself with a few adjectives. so i won't. but i will say that i kick ass and will someday spread my ass-kicking ideas across the nation. so that no ass will remain. only small fractions of ass, because all the whole asses will have thoroughly been kicked. amen. (meaning i'm real cool and you should probably just go ahead and add me)....
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

every single artist listed under my music section, but especially the members of animal collective (so i can ask them what the fuck their songs actually mean) and conor oberst... again (so we can be married and i can die of happiness.. liam sullivan... so i can tell him how fucking cool he is and ask him to dj my wedding as kelly... just for shits and giggleswill ferrell, so i be all like "you kick ass" and then he can say something really witty and then we'll be best pals glumbert.com - The Landlord anyone more open minded than i... (i enjoy finding new people to admire), bob dylan... so i can tell him that he's cool and ask what he was doing when he wrote Tarantula and most of all, MITCH HEDBERG... i am almost 100 percent positive we could've been soul mates, had he not died tragically at the age of 37 (i'm currently looking into some time-travel devices, a few spells, and am also researching reincarnation... kidding... but seriously, it really sucks that he's gone)Katt Williams.

My Blog

unknown hinson... i know who you are.

LAST NIGHTunknown hinson came to the glorious city of hazard, ky.... to a little place called the hazard sports bar. jesyka lawson, karissa, and myself made the hour long journey to see the king of co...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:43:00 GMT

lexvegas... get ready.

it's been a minute since i've written anything... so i suppose i should give a quick update, first and foremost. i was accepted into uk and signed my apartment lease... so as of august 21st, i will be...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:36:00 GMT

i am using this blog....

to coin the term "emotionally speeding"...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:55:00 GMT

my heart needs a polygraph...

it's early... but i'm tired. i have a terrible headache and i can't stop stressing over nothing. everything keeps culminating into something. for a few weeks i was sure. now i can't stop second guessi...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:12:00 GMT

NASHVILLE... the city where we first met...

holy shit! just got back from nashville today. the bright eyes concert/ jessica's b-day was yesterday. and have i a story for you. I MET CONOR OBERST. it was before the show and jess and i were waitin...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 20:51:00 GMT

Chris Funk and I are pals...

So Friday night Kuepfer and I went to see the Decemberists...and what an adventure it was. The opening act, My Brightest Diamond, was amazing. The Decemberists themselves are pretty much the coolest.....
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:07:00 GMT

location, location, location.... tis' all hype

my vow: this spring break will be awesome... location means nothing. my spirits are high and i'm almost fully recovered. great things ahead. also if anyone wishes to join mine and kiera's mission to m...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:48:00 GMT

livejournal

i have decided to return to livejournal... and feel it ridiculous to keep two online journals. thus, here is the link to my livejournal if you are just that bored: http://i-am-existance.livejournal.co...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:43:00 GMT

Alright! WKU here I come!

Congrats to me! I have been accepted into Western... all that's left is a little paperwork concerning scholarships and housing! I'm so freaking happy... and relieved... because now I don't really have...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:35:00 GMT

sorry, optimism... not tonight

I am a Goddamn lab rat....
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:55:00 GMT