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THE WOODY

History was written by those who hung heroes.

About Me

I love: rock, ice cream, snickers, tight pants on guys, blondes,brunnettes red-heads and any type of women (with hair), basketball(though I suck), fighting, moshing, fishing, singing, and applying deoderant. I've never been shot. My favorite movie is Save the Last Dance. I'm the exact opposite of a metro-sexsual male. I have no tattoos, accept an old girlfriends name on my back, and no piercings though I've had my ears and lip done. %D%AI work at Smoothie King, Calvary Church and I'm a music teacher. I also teach band classes and Songwriting at School of Fine Arts in Stafford Texas. I absolutely love food but I'm not fat. I read but i'm not intelligent. I've been in five wrecks in the last ten months but i'm still alive. I work constantly and i'm poor. I do like a million sit-ups a day and my biceps are still small.... i don't get it!! I'm always flirting with women but i'm single, and probably will always stay that way cause i'm afraid to settle down. I like to think i'm a very normal person and everything else in my life is just a little off.%D%ASOMETIMES IT JUST DONT GET NOOOO BETTER!!! %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A

My Interests

JESUS!! FOOOD!! Anything spontaneous, fun, out of the ordinary etc... anything having to do with music such as tablature, music theory, piano, screaming guitars, screaming women, screaming, Gibson, pRS, MArshall, recording technology, harmony. melody, donuts, donuts, singing, strumming donuts etc... I'm interested in genetics and think it's so weird when two people have a kid and the results of reproduction. Im also interested in reproduction but we won't discuss that here. I'm interested in people and people who are interested.LET THE GOOOOOOD TIMES ROLL (that was corny)

I'd like to meet:

MY LOVE...MY LIFE...MY FLESH AND BLOOD...

Music:

P.T.R. (THE GOOD OLE DAYS) JESUS JESUS JESUS He Is LEgend, The Chariot, Imogen Heap, As Cities Burn, Blindside, Copeland, B.B. King, Joe Satriani, Dream Theater, Dave Mathews, Louis Armstrong, Sinatra, Flecktones anything not rap or country!

Movies:

MY BUDDY

Television:

SEINFELD and FAMILY GUY.... If you like either of those shows we will get along just fine!

Books:

Of Mice and Men, Red Badge of Courage, Look To YOu, A Fish Out of Water, Woman Thou Art Loosed, The Bible.

Heroes:

The most honest and hardworking man in the world MY DAD, My mom, Cherish, John Petrucci, John Mayer, John the Baptist, Jesus the Christ, God(He made the whole stinkin earth!!!) Geoffrey Wood.