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Portal

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About Me


The cake is a LIE!
I like smegma, long walks on the backs of my enemies, flowers, the smell of decomposing skunks, poetry and wearing one of my prized merkins.
NOTICE: I only accept friend requests from people I know.
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You Are Frylock
The Ultimate ATHF Quiz
You are Sparks. You care about Sealab only because it's full of fools to take advantage of.
Which Sealab 2021 character are you?
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


71%

Buddhism


63%

Islam


58%

atheism


58%

Hinduism


50%

Paganism


50%

Satanism


50%

Judaism


42%

Christianity


29%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The idiots who convinced millions of people throughout time that a fairy tale character who walks on water and turns water to wine really existed.Then I could have broken the hands they wrote with and saved the planet countless wars and unlimited death tolls.Second choice, Santa Claus. He's always given me cool shit. I'm thinking of writing a book about him.Maybe the people of the future should know about Solid Snake and what he's done for America and Democracy. That would be a bitchin' church to go to.

My Blog

Guitar Hero World Tour Vs Rock Band 2

First up:GUITAR HERO WORLD TOURNumber of Tool songs: 3Next up:ROCK BAND 2Number of Tool songs: 0WINNER:GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR BY DEFAULT
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:43:00 GMT

People still use MySpace?

I thought this fad was so like, yesterday. Oh m'gawd.Whatever. To each his own.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:24:00 GMT

OK, THAT took forever...

FINALLY arrived at Disney World. Took 22 hours of STRAIGHT driving from Iowa to Florida. Georgia just would not let us leave. Biggest. State. Evar. Everytime we were about to leave, BOOM! A wreck that...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Goals...and how to get them?

The more time goes by, the more I need to stop and think. It's not as hard as I make it out to be. There's an end result I can see, but I can't always see the road I need to take. I'm basically lookin...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:44:00 GMT

gnorP dna latroP...oS

Picked up The Orange Box recently. Basically, Valve, the developers, managed to cram 5 games into one disc. Half-Life 2, HL2 Episode One, HL2 Episode Two, Portal and Team Fortress 2. It's amazing.ANYW...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:46:00 GMT

So...Halo 3 *SPOILERS*

First off, there's a few spoilers in here, so if you haven't finished Halo 3 yet, pass this up.Ah Halo. The game that for so many years, I have loved to hate. One of the most overrated franchises in v...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:01:00 GMT

So Rob Zombie is a douche

Worst. Movie. Evar.Halloween was beyond ghey. Maybe if I was a bit more infantile, had raging hormones and really got into profanity, I'd be like, "Huh huh..cool".That movie was blasphemy to one of th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:37:00 GMT

So...Early Father's Day & Tenchu Z!!

I have to work on Father's Day, so we celebrated early. Got to eat some Chinese Buffet and play games all day! Whoo!!Got my Fire Red RAZR back finally! Whoo!Family Guy The Video Game is funny! Whoo!Ye...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:30:00 GMT

So I got accepted into PS3's Home Beta

Don't really know what to think...I'm downloading it now. Kinda anxious to see what it's about. I'll make more comments as I try it out.OK,  well, I created my guy and went walking around. Freaki...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 21:29:00 GMT

So Ole's back home finally

My dog is back from the Vet after exploratory surgery to remove blockage of his intestines from eating friggin' carpet. He had a strand of carpet in his guts about a little over a foot long. Without t...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 19:58:00 GMT