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About Me

Who am I? Well, that's quite the question now, isn't it? We can start with the basics, and in doing so, my name is Jenna. I'm quite obviously female and I'm 23 years of age, quickly going on to being 24. I'm an atheist, a realist, and quite the pessimist. I'm five foot two inches...tall. I'm petite in every definition of the word and I go out of my way to remain pale skinned; my homage to a forgotten time of female frailty. I have never in my life mowed a lawn and I'd like to keep it that way. I'm quite the demon in the kitchen, and this could be argued for other rooms of the house as well. Take this as you will. For a living, I work with animals. I have more contact with canines and felines than I do with homo sapiens, and feel that I probably understand them a hell of a lot better. I tend to be reclusive and I'm quite the introvert. My utter lack of desire to socialize and mingle has left me, at least partially, socially inept. I can count the number of people that I feel totally comfortable around on one hand...maybe one and a half. These individuals are remarkable people and I am very fortunate to have them in my life, and being as remarkable as they are, I find it difficult to want to be around anybody else.


I love biology and science. Metal and techno. Plastic rainbow jewelry and camouflage.
My goals in life are similar to that of any other female; to have a successful, fast-paced, self-gratifying career and to be lifted from any and all dependence on the male gender....hahahahaha, no. But I'd like to be a wife and a mother someday. I'm tired of my last name and would prefer another...I seem to be at a point in time in my life where everything I could ever want seems to be right there for the taking, but it still, for some reason, seems impossible to grasp. I feel as if I'm in limbo...I'm not sure what I'm doing or if I'm ever going to get what I really want. When things seem too good to be true, they usually are...is this pessimism or realism? Until my future unfolds, I'll go to school. Earn a few degrees. And continue to perfect myself...I'll never be fully content with the way I am, as I'm very picky and there's always room for improvement.
I don't believe in god, in anything supernatural, or in anything not supported by observable evidence (as nobody should), and when I die, I am comforted in knowing that I will enter darkness and nothingness. I don't fear death; it actually sounds quite wonderful. But I love and cherish my life because I know this is my one and only chance at it. Millions of years of evolution through natural selection have made it possible for me to be here today. My genes are what matter and they have made a long and successful journey to this present point, and make me who I am. It's amazingly improbable that I even exist; that all of the possible genetic combinations joined in the exact way that they did, so that I, can enjoy this rare chance at life. Nothing happens for a reason and the individual has the power to make their life whatever they choose. I am fully responsible for my actions, no higher power is pulling strings. I answer to myself and to those around me. As this life is short, the most important thing to focus on are the relationships you have with the people around you. Treat them well, love them, and never take their presence for granted. Indulge in what you love, never pass up an opportunity, and lighten the fuck up! Just as important, EXAMINE YOUR WORLD!!!!! Ask questions! Ask why, ask how! Don't just listen to people, see for yourself! There is never an excuse for not thinking. Never stop learning, learn as much as you can. The rest of the animal kingdom wasn't as fortunate to have evolved such a sophisticated cerebral cortex, so please, appreciate it and use yours! All of this makes me sound like an optimist, but trust me. I am far from it. I just realize how precious my life really is. Life is random, stressful, chaotic, painful, and a lot of the time, just plain sucks. I really am antisocial, in the popular definition of the word. My close friends are who I am comfortable with and who I enjoy spending time with. Anybody else...no thanks. The only advice I can give is to live this life for yourself, because its your life . Not some made up diety's. Yours. Make the most of it. You can't go back, there are no second chances. There are no eternal punishments for your actions in this life. Skirting punishment is no reason to do good, and its no reason to not indulge in something unconventional...if you are hurting no one, it hurts no one. Then what is the taboo? If it doesn't concern you or affect you in any way, mind your own fucking business. I want you to be free, and to be able to live your life as you wish. All I ask is for the same respect. Life is short and this rare chance will be over all too soon. I am not going to waste my life and I hope that you don't waste yours.
Nothing that truly exists is beyond the scope of human understanding.
I am a reclusive, introverted individual. I generally like to be left alone. I am prone to depression and self-loathing and tend to be a bit of a procrastinator. I don't have much in the way of self confidence and for the most part feel worthless. I really am happy enough, I don't sulk or cry, I just exist, day in and day out, no different, no worse but no better. I used to believe in something, but now I believe in nothing.
I Love: Kyle Davis. Megan. Hillary!!!! (an awesome technician and an awesome female). The beautiful state of Colorado. Reading. Science, biology, chemistry and the field of medicine. Toxicology, anatomy and physiology. Geology and earth history. Dinosaurs! History, specifically that of Nazi Germany and World War II. The 1940s era. Baking. Pretty much all domestic activities. Vintage heels, nylon stockings and garter belts. Porn. Being petite and pale skinned. Black clothing. Being submissive. Fur coats. Eating animals. Canis Familiaris. Black, Bitter, Coffee. Dark chocolate, mint chocolate and cheesecake. Red wine and White Russians. The German language. Rhinestones. Vintage manicured nails. Snow, rain and thunder. Trips to Denver. Sleeping in. Dita von Teese. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Agent Provocateur. Christian Louboutin and Moschino shoes. MAC makeup. Jean Paul Gaultier. Opera and musicals. Atheist businessmen. French toast with butter and powdered sugar. Little Ollie’s, Red Robin and Zen Garden. Scarves and pea coats. Big sunglasses. Pearls. Dancing and being goofy. Red lipstick. Mythology and classic literature. Penn and Teller. Symphonies. Fetishes. Men in makeup. The Church. Electronic music. Metal. JTHM. BLACK. Anything glittery. James Bond (no woman can resist). Master Chief. Honey roasted peanuts. Gin Martinis. Sticky lipgloss. Longaberger Baskets. Velvet. Cupcakes. Anything covered in sprinkles. Everything pumpkin flavored. Blasphemy! Yelling at people from moving cars. Cereal!!! Earl Grey tea. Honey wheat pretzel twists! Books! Gin and tonic. Gin and tang. Gin in anything. Pixie stixs. Nerds. Sweetarts. Mini Golf. Cherry cordials. Hyenas, platypi, and shrews! Zoos and museums. My job and the people I work with. Bananas!!!! GLITTERBALLS.Glowsticks and blacklights. Pink fluffy blankets. Kyle's carpet :). Burt's Bees. Cotton candy.
I Hate: Depression. The sun. Females. Colds and general malaise. Religion. Bigots. People who feel that whats best for them, is best for everybody. Victimless "Crimes". PETA (fuck that organization and anybody that agrees with anything they say). Activists. Florida. People who are obese and do not care. Media and politics. Rap and its underlying culture. Heat and humidity. Improper usage of the English Language. Country music and ignorant hicks. Big fucking trucks. People who try to be something. “Artistic” People. Mac. New clothing that immediately falls apart. Being alone. The general ignorance of people. Sleep deprivation. Olives and celery. Veganism. Soy milk. Blind faith. Feeling inadequate. Fighting to be a priority. Kansas. Chapped lips. The over usage of minor authority. Sundays. How something on my car is always fucking up. Feminists. Infomercials. Anxiety. Feeling neglected. How easy it is for me to get motion sick. Anybody who claims to be a thug or a gansta'(fuck you). Stupid ass television shows that dumb the mind and waste your life. Angelina Jolie (WTF?), Kat Von Dee. Rose Mcgowan. Myspace photography pages!(having a camera and use of photoshop does not make you creative, talented or your "models" attractive). Anything biological that is bristly (internal bristles, not like a porcupine) or contains unnatural protrusions; Its the only thing that grosses me out and makes me act squeamish and girlie. Females in Metal bands (they don't belong there and it totally ruins it for me). Humans (as a rule of thumb, most humans suck). Having everything that I want in life just out of my reach. Bill O'Reilly (a whole, whole lot). Presidential election time. I will always be adding more.
I cannot think of anything else that is stronger evidence against the notion that this world was lovingly, and intelligently created.
There are some out there who wouldn't want scientists to bring one of THESE back to life!!! I mean, what the fuck!? Think of it as a reunion, since, you know, we lived alongside them only a few thousand years ago...


My Interests

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The Ever Increasing Quotations Section

Friends and Curious Conversations

"Hey Jenna; Stand up and bend over." –Spencer

“They’re naked and making out.” –Jake “They’re not downstairs are they?” – Mother’s response

“Cam, do you have your chapstick?”
“Only always!” Cameron’s response to my chapstick request.

“Seven’s close to ten…. “ -Spencer

“Its not bad…” Cameron.

“Give a nigger a taste of crack and he’ll jump over anything.” –Jordan

“Fucking Hippies! I’ll drive my car, and talk on my cell phone while listening to my ipod!” - Me
“And I’ll throw away paper!” –Evan’s addition to the above comment.

“Fucking look at all these books! Who the fuck doesn’t love books?!” –Me
“Well, people who can’t read them.” –Spencer’s response to my comment

“Bacon is the candy of meat.” –Jordan

“I blew my entire load into her right shoe!” –Jordan

“He needs to stop perching. I hate it when he perches!” –Evan’s Mother.

“You just can’t spoon with a fork!” –Hillary

“He wasn’t just somebody, he talked to me.” –Kyle

“The only door a woman needs to worry about is the door to the oven.” -Jake

"Color me convinced!" -Evan

"Those tits are legit!" -Jordan's comment to me flashing him.

"His nuts are the size of a bean bag chair." -Evan

"Girls don't poop. Girls don't even have buttholes. They're just two vaginas."-Jordan

"It's not supposed to make sense. It's a popsicle." -Sharon

"F'n A!"-Hillary "Fine-needle aspirate?" -Dr.Hugenberg

"I had to push triangle like a billion fucking times. Both of my arms almost fell off." -Spencer

"Ok. There's the top...then you go over it." -Jordan

"You know what I hate? That irritating little beep that lets me know there's a fat American in my drive-thru."-Jake

"I found a bunch of forty-bottles!!"-Evan

"Thats like finding footprints!!"-Jordan's reply (we were bum-hunting)

"I would kill a family of four to see a fat-man in the olympics!"-Kyle

"Holy Toledo! That was uncalled for."-Sharon
"I swing towards reason, Motherfucker!"-Evan

"Now remember; No matter how well you do, you're the one that gets cummed on."-Evan to me. I was beating him in bowling.
"Fighting...will only make it go deeper, Bella."-Sharon

"Dude! This is nature happening!"-Jordan

"This is one of those things that, if I were just going through puberty, I would want to have sex with this."-Spencer

"....My dark beaner skin."-Megan "You're not a beaner Megan, you're Italian."-Me "But Italy's right next to Spain...."-Megan

"All is fair when you throw soft things."-Dr.Melzer

"Ew. Her tail popped." "Aw, did you break her tail?" "I dunno. I may have." "Oh Sasha, you'll never be able to wag your tail again." "No, but she'll still be able to pump it."-Just a normal conversation between Hil and I.

"Do you know how much I love you? I love you enough to save you from a bull-dyke."-Todd
"I hope you didn't plan on going to bed soon, 'cause Mom's down there singing like a deaf siren with a speech impediment."-Jake
"The first step is easy. Its just like tying a dog down for surgery."-Me...It goes cause I made myself laugh.
"I have baby-making thighs"-Sharon
"The trajectory of that would have ended right in your mouth."-Kyle
"There was a Russian woman in my lobby this evening, and she was like, peddling wares."-Jacob

"When sweet collides with spice, you get plain."-Kyle

"I like it here. You know, its small, dark and ghetto. Exactly opposite of how I like my men."-Megan

"Lets play, point to what you want inside you"-Alan

"Prepare your eardicks, because they are about to harden."-Kyle

"He's...ah, what's the opposite of shallow?"-Megan "Um,....not, shallow?"-Me

"Todd, I don't have any of that. Wait...I guess I do have a rectum."-Hillary

"I just blew your shoe off!"-Todd

"Drinking is just the wrong kind of gay."-Jake
"I'm sure people often look at me and think, "Man, he looks lost in deep thought." But most of the time, I'm really just rockin' out."-Kyle

"My clit was just on your knee."-Megan

"Ow! Your toes are hurting my toes. Make your toes be nice."-Me "My toes are sorry."-Kyle "And my toes are skeptical."-Me
"I may not be wearing a bra, but I ain't got nothin' on that bitch."-Megan

"I don't need to pay somebody to pour a bottle on my beef."-Kyle

"You make me want to be bulimic."-Kylie

Important Individuals and Free Thinkers

"I lost my faith at the age of Reason." -Evan Erickson
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." - Thomas Jefferson

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. – Benjamin Franklin

Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause. I had hoped that liberal and enlightened thought would have reconciled the Christians so that their religious fights would not endanger the peace of Society. – George Washington

"Religions are not imaginative, not poetic, not soulful. On the contrary, they are parochial, small-minded, niggardly with the human imagination, precisely where science is generous." - Richard Dawkins

"From the smallest necessity to the highest religious abstraction, from the wheel to the skyscraper, everything we are and everything we have comes from one attribute of man - the function of his reasoning mind."- Ayn Rand

"Ethics do not require that lies be told to children by evil old men."- Christopher Hitchens

"Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition." -Adam Smith

Science is simply common sense at its best." -Thomas Huxley
"Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one's provisional consent." -Stephen Jay Gould
"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law." -Thomas Jefferson

"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." -John Adams

"The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference." -Charles Darwin

“Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.”-Bertrand Russell

“I do not agree with a word that you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” -Voltaire

“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.” -Epicurus

“More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.” -Harvey Milk

“Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.” -Albert Einstein

“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death” -Albert Einstein

“The death of dogma is the birth of morality” -Immanuel Kant
“My earlier views at the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation and the human origin of the scriptures, have become clearer and stronger with advancing years and I see no reason for thinking I shall ever change them” -Abraham Lincoln

“Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve”-Erich Fromm

Miscellaneous Quotes I like

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”-Groucho Marx

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”-George Carlin

“A pessimist is never disappointed.”-Jack Cleary

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”-George Orwell

This is how it should be. I love Monroe.


Best Conversation Ever!

“Do you need me to pummble you?” –Spencer to Evan.

“Huh?”-Evan

“Do you need me to pummble you?” –Spencer

“Pummble me?” –Evan

“Yeah, you know, pummble. Like, (demonstrates pummbling action). –Spencer

“So, like, do I need to be tumbling while you pummel me or something?”-Evan

“Well (all confused), you don’t have to be tumbling…I could just pummble you.” –Spencer

“Spencer, its pummel, not pummble.” –Evan

“Aw shit, really?!” -Spencer

My Blog

Religious Beliefs: Charles Darwin

This is the majority of a chapter Charles Darwin wrote in his autobiography about his religious beliefs. I post them here because they are quite accurate in reflecting what I find to be true about re...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:11:00 GMT

Genesis Revisited: A Scientific Creation Story

Written by Michael ShermerTo the Citizens of Kansas (along with those from Ohio, Georgia, Michigan, and a dozen other states contemplating the teaching of "Intelligent Design" creationism as a "balanc...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:51:00 GMT

Common Misconceptions About Atheism

Atheism is not a dirty word. The majority of the people out there know nothing about Atheists or Atheism itself, and rather than research the subject a little, they  come up with ignorant, biased...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:43:00 GMT