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Kristi

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


We're best friends and he doesn't even know it.

Music:

I listen to Beyonce "B Day" on repeat every day.

Movies:

Thirteen, Girl Interrupted, The Secretary, The Other Sister, Friday, Natural Born Killers, Memento, Pulp Fiction, The Doors, Almost Famous, Traffic, Blow, Dazed and Confused, American Beauty, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, anything Monty Python, Half Baked, Requiem for a Dream, Amadeus, Napolean Dynamite, Cinderella, Gummo, Gia, The Virgin Suicides, Mad Love, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, My Girl, Trainspotting, Monster, Office Space, American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Empire Records, Dogma, Talladega Nights, Sling Blade, The Sound of Music, Nell, Sybil, The Little Princess, Blades of Glory, Sicko

Television:

Yes, please.

Books:

Prozac Nation, When Rabbit Howls, The Quiet Room, Biological Unhappiness, basically anything about psychology or astrology

Heroes:

My mommy.

My Blog

So I went to a fight and an afternoon commute broke out...

Not much happens here in Roanoke. In fact, ever since they found our gay heroin addict of a weatherman in a bathtub of cold water, it's been a boring place. Lucky for me I can't go too long without so...
Posted by Kristi on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

But if the weather holds, then we'll have missed the point...

"Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart The way it stops.... and starts" -Poe Sometimes I wonder if Poe also had a sinus tachycardia and PVC's. Well, I have good news for almost everybody. I hate to disa...
Posted by Kristi on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

A pig just flew over a fat lady singing on an icy day in hell

I officially love a Dixie Chicks song. When did they ever say something I needed to hear??? I'm a bitter person who holds grudges. This song goes out to more people than I care to admit. I'll work on ...
Posted by Kristi on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

Paging Sigmund Freud....

I just cleaned the litter box, emptied the trash can in the master bedroom, vacuumed, and emptied the canister on the vacuum. Great, huh? Then I spent the next hour fishing through the bag of used lit...
Posted by Kristi on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

They get what they want and they never want it again

It's the long awaited, much anticipated blog!!! (And by that I mean here you go Julia.) Jess, Kris, Willis and I went to the Motley Crue concert on Monday night. WOW. I have never, ever seen anything ...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

Why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

Today is Sheba Marie's 2nd Birthday. It makes me all squishy inside. She's officially a beast - last time we weighed her she was 85 lbs. Happy Birthday, SHEBA!   Also, Jenny will be here soon! I ...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

New and Improved in '06

This year there are going to be some changes in my life. I thought that since at least one or two of them might even surprise my friends, this would be a great place to put them so everyone knows. I w...
Posted by Kristi on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:01:00 PST