- MY NAMES GRETA
- IM FAT
-I put Pepper on my Ketchup.
-Dancing machine!
-I know a bunch of useless crap..
-Totally careless..
- Im harmless..
- total hopeless romantic. .
-Way too Cocky..
-Ice Tea and Diet Snapple thrills me..
-My Last kiss was amazing..
-HANSON still rocks my socks..
-If I talk to you feel lucky..
-If I like you You'll know..
-I fall in love to fast..
-My ADD kicks in a lot..
-Complete HATER..
-Bitch most of the time..
-Too much lipstick to much rouge..
-Im Grand Canyon FAKE..
-I have TMJ Dysfunction..
-I need total knee Replacement Surgery..
-Every other day my heart breaks..
-If I had a gun I'd end up shooting everyone..
-I play with Barbies and I color..
-I tend to like guys who are jerks..
-I think I know everything and I'll go out of my way to prove you wrong..
-I hate TOBY KIETH. .
-I effin adore accents.-Insects are rad as fuck. .
-Cookie dough pop-tarts RULE. .
-Ashlee Simpson is RETARDED.
-Your typical white girl who sometimes tends to think shes MEXICAN. .
-I was a waste of sperm. .
-I sing too loud in the shower. .
-I make no sense at all. .
-I Cuss entirely too much. .
-I rock out in the shower. .
-I adore lifetime movies. .
-I bust out in random accents without knowing it. .
-I go through conditioner like underwear. .
-I eat lemons like nobodys business. .
-Someday my prince will come, till then Im a virgin.
-If you don't like me, you can suck my dick and fuckin like it .
-I talk on the phone until my ears hurt and yours bleed.
- getting new make-up is like christmas time for my penis .
- Yes I enjoy smoking fags .
-If you annoy me I'll chop you up in little pieces and feed you to my turtle.
-At times Im not a nice girl, but I clearly state that above- sorry Im not vegan nor am I edge .
- lick my lips and pull my hair and you'll have my heart in the palm of your hands.
- I get emo, Pissy and hyper at the most random times .
- theres always a mirror in my pocket- I have mad morning hair..my friends call me a lion.
- Bryan said Im ghetto white.
- you can find me in Wilmington most of the time- mix me up a drink and shut up and remember to give me a straw k thanx.
- Im not down with cheap thrills
- my dogs name is LAPERRIERE and he barks with a french accent.
- my heart beats faster with every kiss.
- I happen to like birds .
- Ive never been to a show .
- I dont have an ID .
- lil kim is the shit.
- Only the rad scene hardcore kids get to be in ashlee simpson videos hahhahaha!!...soooo scene.
- I once tried to turn on a gay guy and nothing happened .
- I like people who tell it like it is
- come here so I can bust in your mouth
- I like kids that I learn something from..thats when the deal is good
- I cant stand liars and people who toy with my already fucked up emotions
- don't add me if you dont plan on talkin to me...for realz
- I can be your BEST FRIEND
- Honestly I dont hate anyone
- salsa in your hair/on your lips/on your sheets..makes me grin
- rockin everything with my best friend Liz
- LOUD MOUTH
- most of the time im cool as shit
- we always want what we cant have
- I like meeting new peeps
- I used to be a little boy
- LOVED TO BE HATED
- Ive learned over time that some people just aren't worth it
- if you actually read all of this...bravo
- Hollywood and Vine..BFF
- my eyes really aren't that big
- Im not asian..Im fishy belly white..for sure
- I fuckin hate love songs
- singing really loud and screaming random stuff is by far the best therapy
- what we do
- where we do
- the things we do
- inside jokes can make me laugh on and on forever
- being yourself is always your best bet
- when I start to laugh it sounds like Im starting up an engine
- LOBSTERS..VAG-LOBSTERS
- look for the girl with the broken smile
- road trips and random drives give me a sense of adventure
- Im 4 1/2 percent canadian
This little hetero mess is Chris also known as SkipPAY. He is like the inbred brother I never wanted. He loves me so much he almost caught his kitchen on fire..all because I told him to fry his corn dog..aww. Did I mention he also suffers from the clap? Tooze-Day forever and a day!! I love you skipster!
