Always plan ahead.

This was written in the 1970s, and released recently as if to say "allllll clear!" All the Vice-Presidential debate tonight confirmed, from both parties, is that this is far from the truth. "BBC TRANS...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:13:00 GMT

The Braindead Megaphone

The University of the Back of the CabA partial list of wise things cabdrivers said to me in Dubai:1) "If you good Muslim, you go straight, no talking talking, bomb blast! No. You go to mosque, to talk...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:41:00 GMT

Ask me about my deep-seeded, moral hatred towards Christs Birthday.

Courtesy of Mr Grouch: "Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas!! humpf....I hope their Christmas trees get termites.....[singing]I can't think of anything that's dumber.To a Grouch, Christmas is a bummer!...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:05:00 GMT

Can Haikus Have Colons?

Edited for previous Haikuical errorings. It's 4, and restingalone in a HUSHED bus stop:Pile of high heeled shoes.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:51:00 GMT

Boil it down...simmer. Open the envelope....read the message.

Good morning, Ms. Madeline. It's about 3:30, Buffalo, New York. Just laying here in the bed, half awake, half asleep, thinking about you. I was, uh, wondering if you were looking after your most valua...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:29:00 GMT

I sometimes speak of the devil.

..but right now I don't need to be a part of something more, because YOUR something more is a desk job, a cubicle. It's 90 degrees outside, but it's worse under a hood and you swear to yourself that...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:50:00 GMT

Squirrels.....YUM!

The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animalsby Wally PleasentThe day Ted Nugent killed all the animals,The day Ted NUgent killed all the animals.He did it so he could bond with his male friends. He did i...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:08:00 GMT

A funny thing happened...

I was in a line at the supermarket the other day, and um...and I had all my things on the little conveyor eh belt there. And uh... there's a gal in front of me that is uh.. well, she's staring at me a...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:09:00 GMT

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rank Lloyd Wright

-Christ, I haven't posted a REAL blog in a long-ass time! Enough fluff....time to get down to brass tacks. I haven't written anything since I started grad school really....so let's talk about architec...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:50:00 GMT

This is going to be MY Christmas Tradition.

Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas!! humpf....I hope their Christmas trees get termites.....[singing]I can't think of anything that's dumber.To a Grouch, Christmas is a bummer!!Beaming faces everywher...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:57:00 GMT