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Sam♪♫....

mamemagee

About Me

I have three names; a first, a middle, and a last
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Background from flickr user ..

My Interests

Generally I think John Cusack needs to marry me so I can have his children... and then I'll cheat on him with Rick Moranis and have his children as well, and then John will find out and suggest a Ménage à trois...

I'd like to meet:

RICK MORANIS, Rainn Wilson, Leo Szilard, Kimya Dawson, Micheal Winslow, George Lucas, Michael Cera, George M. Cohan, Humbert Humbert, Mel Brooks, Roberto Benigni...

Music:

The Moldy Peaches, The Police, Daniel Johnston, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kimya Dawson, Wilco, Leonard Cohen, Adam Green, Animal Collective, Belle and Sebastian, R.E.M., The Beatles, Davandra Banhart, Oh No! Oh My!, The White Stripes, Bobby Darin, Deerhoof, Cocorosie, Stereo Total, Beck, Sufjan Stevens, The Smiths, Modern Lovers, Frank Sinatra, The Cure, Bob Dylan, Polaris, David Bowie, Edith Piaff, Elliott Smith, Of Montreal, Bishop Allen, Architecture in Helsinki, Owen, The Smashing Pumpkins, American Analog Set, Tenacious D, Tom Waits, The Pixies, The Robot Ate Me...

Movies:

The Star Wars Trilogy, Everything Is Illuminated, Harold and Maude, The Life Aquatic, Dancer in the Dark, Amelie, Rushmore, High Fidelity, Tadpole, Schindler's List, Casablanca, Annie Hall, The Birdcage, The Princess Bride, 24 Hour Party People, Big Fish, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Hackers, Breakfast At Tiffany's, My Fair Lady, Broadway Danny Rose, The Devil and Daniel Johnston....

Television:

The Office, Flight of the Conchords, History Channel, Dateline NBC, Most Evil, Notorious...

Books:

Loads...

Heroes:

Larry Page and Sergey Brin, and, of course, Abraham Lincoln...

My Blog

Now we are free....

When: Tuesday night, May 20th, 2008Setting: My old house in CaliforniaI'm wearing: White from head to toeHe's wearing: Standard Lincoln attireMy mom is sitting in the corner of the room spitting teeth...
Posted by Samjk.... on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

Fumes...

My cigarettes suddenly taste like poison,but the smoke I make looks good against the moon.I heard you scrubbed off her sins,but I wonder if you still think of me,or of the foundation of your house.I'l...
Posted by Samjk.... on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:34:00 PST

For posterity of course...

When: Friday night, May 9th, 2008Setting: Giant officeI'm wearing: Snazzy business suitHe's wearing: Standard Lincoln attire...I'm sitting in a GIANT chair in front of a GIANT desk...All around the ro...
Posted by Samjk.... on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:07:00 PST

"Rush! Rush! Run!"

When: Thursday Night, April 30th, 2008Setting: On a subwayI'm wearing: Standard Sam attireHe's wearing: Standard Lincoln attire...We are holding on to the ropes as the train makes it's way...The light...
Posted by Samjk.... on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:00 PST

Sam! Have you ever been assasinated?

When: Sunday night, April 13th, 2008Setting: A dance hall. With a disco ball and streamers and fish swimming through the air...I'm wearing: A black dress and a mask over my eyes...He's wearing: A blac...
Posted by Samjk.... on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:51:00 PST

Not Earth Sam, Mars...

When: Wednesday night, April 9th, 2008Setting: What I imagine New York to look like...I was wearing: My prom dress and a rather flattering hat...He was wearing: Standard Lincoln attire...Our arms are ...
Posted by Samjk.... on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

Chinese Finger Trap...

When: Thursday night, March 20th, 2008Setting: Under my houseI’m wearing: Standard Sam attireHe’s wearing: Standard Lincoln attireWe’re crawling under my house. It’s pitch blac...
Posted by Samjk.... on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:26:00 PST

Thoughts I had while making strangers beds...

Things hurt me a little more than I think they should, and oranges taste a lot better than I think they will... Lately, my couch has a talent for making me cry...I’m not sure it’s a good i...
Posted by Samjk.... on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Hot air strong....

When: Thursday night, March 7th, 2008Setting: My rooftop...I'm wearing: A ridiculously poofy, ruffled, pink dress...He's wearing: Standard Lincoln attire...We're sitting on my roof, looking at the sno...
Posted by Samjk.... on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:55:00 PST

Afternoon nap turned presidential visit....

When: Thursday afternoon, March 6th, 2008Setting: My room, sitting on my bedI'm wearing: Standard Sam attireHe's wearing: Standard Lincoln attireI'm sitting on my bed crying my eyes out... Make-up sme...
Posted by Samjk.... on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST