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GeordieJam

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Hiya ppl, the name's Jimmy. I luv socialising with friends nd family and just having a right laugh. I tend 2 be the joker of the pack and I am never settled unless every1 around me is laughing and smiling. If it's gonna make people happy, I don't mind being stupid or looking daft lol. I am also proud to be now known as a winner of the National Lottery, after I got lucky in 2006. It was amazing!! (Oh by the way it was only a tenner on a scratchcard) And sorry, it's all gone :[
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What type of person are you?
You are a loving person
You seem to always be caring and considerite, you may get mad and upset a lot but that doesen't stop you from being sweet
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
How good are you in bed?
Just Perfect
You love to please and to be pleased. Sometime wild and crazy. Other times sweet and pasionate. Your lover(s) are please with your sex drive and amazing ability to give it to them the way that they like it!
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Whats your sex style?
Fierce Sex Style
Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: I don't know I'm asleep
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Bit of both really
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing the one's I love awwwwwwwwww
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Oh yes. U name it, I built it
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Ok in small doses
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes........and other things :D
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Dunno. My bib did say "this way up" mind
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I wouldn't know
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: White and black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Hell no. I would be electrocuted by the microphone wouldn't I
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No, but I have fell down the stairs with my undies elastic caught at the top. Does that count?
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I can make money disappear........VERY QUICKLY!!!
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: I'd love to cruise the world
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: A goldfish once jumped into my mouth, is that a yes?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Why??
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Yes I suppose, although what's the point when millions of others don't
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Never tried but I am good with my tongue :D
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Z, Y, X, W, R, N, B .....................nope!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: I have been inside one, but not actually on one
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: On a bonfire they are
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Let's turn the tables and hunt the hunters with giant foxes
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: I have been told to say yes!! lol
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: No, it looks like someone trying to write during an earthquake!
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Bills!!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": About 10 minutes ago, Katie Price was on the TV
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Dunno, but if he is his insurance company are gonna be pissed!!
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Yes, with laughing hahahahahahaha
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Must have a cracking personality and like to visit hot places
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Of course not, they just pretend to be lol
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Same place as your keys and TV remote. They hide on purpose to mess with our minds
WHAT TIME IS IT?: If anyone has put "IT'S CHICCO TIME" to this, they should be put down!!
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Jimbob The Sailorman. I've had it since I was a baby and still don't know why
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: How very dare you, NO IT'S NOT. KFC is better though YUM YUM
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Yesterday, I paid 20p to ride inside Postman Pat's van outside a supermarket....it handles brilliantly!!
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Baths because I cant be bothered to stand for that long
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: I think so. Last xmas I did see a fat man in our sitting room. Dunno why he took our TV and video, maybe they were broken??
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No, just of what is creeping about in it MMMWWWAAHHHHHHH!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Breathing................I just can't stop
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: They're both sick
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes and we were going really fast, it was great. Then the police stopped us and made us take it back BOOOOOOOO!!!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: I dont brush my teeth at the minute. I want some black ones so that my mouth looks like a piano
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: If drugs weren't invented, I'd be dead. I'm diabetic you fools and I need my drugs lol
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Yes I'm wearing odd socks. My other ones are still in hiding
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: I once stuck my hand out for the ice cream van and got dragged along for 4 miles. Does that count?
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Brown
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Just now when I realised there was MORE QUESTIONS!!!
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Yeah, I suppose. Life is good especially when you think of the alternative..........
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Lurpak. Oh sorry I thought it said "Whose life is butter"
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I knew you were gonna ask that you know
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Huh???
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Erm..........I can whistle. Used to play drums when I was younger.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Only when I'm drunk, then I can't feel the pain as much when I land on my arse!
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: It's ok but I prefer a nice hot hotel room
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Who you calling Porky Pig SNORT SNORT. Actually no I don't
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: I had a big chocolate cake in the fridge last week which vanished. My girlfriend said it was magic, so it must be true cus she wouldn't lie to me......right?
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: HaHa If you ain't got food, he ain't your friend
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: I suppose. If you get sick in marriage it's either that or murder lol
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: I always do the moonwalk when I've got crap on my shoe
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chewing gum, it was stuck to my shoe
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Do you wanna smack in the mouth
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Oh yeah............lots nd lots
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: The one's that aren't made in this country and then they're dubbed with english accents. Just make another ad with british people in it you cheapskates
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: What is that, a pet shop?? lol
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Elastic bands. Very useful in certain situations lol. It's Oasis really
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Any1 who is up 4 a laugh, cannot stand huffy getz!!!! I like 2 hear about how people live elsewhere in the world, so chatting with people from overseas would be wicked! A few fellow geordie ladz nd Newcastle supporters wud B quality nd all! Wanna know more about me, ask :D

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