Exploding House

I am a house. I am located @ the corner of Hemphill and Page st. in the sunny, sunny southside of Fort Worth, TX. I have the best backyard in the state, and the most bitchin' sitting porch of all time. Like most people in FTW, I enjoy new and exciting things happening inside of me. If you wanna book a show, get in touch here, but please don't be a lame fucking band that expects certain things that a house like me can't provide, i.e. guaranteed money, pussy, or fun. For instance, Murder Junkies tried, but won't be booked here. I like fun, rad people that know that eating shit is about as much fun as tour can be, but also that eating shit can sometimes be fun.. and tasty. Also, if you are booked here...it would be awesome if you would send me an MP3 so's I can put it in the digital music player up top there, so people can hear the band they are going to eventually adore! Now, enough art...let's rock fuck.