Coolest laceration EVER |
Last night I was extremely excited to get organized for classes so I sat down in front of my TV with a hole punch, and all of my school notes and handouts and i was ready to start.Well I tried to hole... Posted by Jenny on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST |
My research project |
After a tiring 2 days of research, I feel that I have recieved valid results and can share with the world what I have found:Yawning is NOT contagious from human to cat.After spending endless minutes y... Posted by Jenny on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Michigan |
I want to go home. Posted by Jenny on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:00:00 PST |
My friend Amanda (whos soooo much better than me at everything) had an idea |
So....ok. I love whiskey, you all know this. But heres the problem...whiskey makes me shit. a lot. it just makes me poop.Pedialite tastes like bubblegum and prevents diarrhea nausea and dehydrating.So... Posted by Jenny on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:31:00 PST |
My cat, the warrior princess. |
So I went in my bathroom and the largest moth ever in the world was moshing around my bathroom throwing itself against the walls.I shrieked, yes, because I fucking hate insects and anything sans fur a... Posted by Jenny on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST |
hypocracy, neighbors and cheese. |
Hypocracy: I saw two old white people driving behind me today with four american flags blowing from each of their TOYOTA SUV's windows.
Nothing says "I love America" more than supporting the Japanese ... Posted by Jenny on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST |
My posterior. |
Peaces wrote an essay about my behind, and I thought it was very touching and insightful so I would like to share with everyone else; The Ass.The AssBy Peaces I'll never forget the first time I saw i... Posted by Jenny on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST |
Picture story |
So the other day I was washing my car ..because it was beautiful outside. Truly, I own the shiniest thing this side of the Mississippi......and I got a little carried away..I also got a new bathing su... Posted by Jenny on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:46:00 PST |
My endorphins are better than yours. |
The Martian Marathon yesterday went simply faaabulously! I ran the half marathon (13.1 miles) as opposed to the full marathon (26.2 miles) due to faulty feet and inflammed tendons that hindered l... Posted by Jenny on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST |
THE ONLY BLOG ILL EVER WRITE!! ...maybe. |
CONSUMER REVIEW
So, lately I've been trying some new things and falling in love. I am in awe of all the greatness I have recently become obsessed with, and I am so inspired by it that I have decided t... Posted by Jenny on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST |