Welcome, my name is Tyler Kast.
I am currently a student at the University of Utah. I make music for fun so that explains this as a music page. Message me if you want to talk but know that I am now currently taken by my beautiful girlfriend.
About me:
I'm what people call "Knight in shining armor", if you know what I mean. Being so hot is hard but someone's got to do it. I have to frantically out run the crowds of girls and soccer moms that chase after me; I guess they just want my body. I am all that and a bag of chips. Basically I'm the coolest person you will ever know in your life. I’m the best at everything I do. There is no point trying to compete with me because I win every time. Random people mostly girls, some guys, will come up to me and compliment me on my great looks. No one can carry on a conversation with me because I make them too nervous. Women take one look at me and they wished they had a guy like me. I'm also highly intellectual. I once beat Ken Jennnings in a Jeopardy contest. I enjoy making jokes and almost take nothing seriously. I'm quite the mellow guy. It takes a whole lot to upset me. No one hates me because they just can't resist me. Those commercials with the axe spray and tag spray where the women jump all over some guy is what it is like any where I go except I don't use either of those; I was just born smelling that good. When I walk into a crowded area, I get noticed and the crowd steps aside and lets me walk through. I once dunked on Darius Miller. I have been to the top of Mount Everest twice, once with no oxygen and in a banana hammock. To put it simple, I'm a narcissist and I'm more in love with myself than anyone else. So you probably don't have a chance with me unless you are really something special. I won't even acknowledge you unless you look like Megan Fox or better. That pretty much sums it up I think.
