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It all started around February 2006 when Mike and Matt, who were next door neighbors at the time, decided to start Jamming. Daniel, who had recently gotten divorced and moved back from San Antonio, ended up jamming with them. Mike and Dan had been friends since they attendend Lamar High School in Houston, TX. After countless nights and copious amounts of alcohol, someone said "Hey man, Lets start a band!" Jam Sessions were moved to Dan's house because it was not an apartment and it better accomodated the band. Dan, Mike, and Matt, armed with a bad marraige, obsession with horror flicks and true crime stories, and three wicked dark senses of humor, began to write. We would pick out the most messed up horror flicks and write about them. We would push ourselves to the limits of decency and beyond. The more outlandish the material became and the more disturbing, the better. We decided that we were never going to write for other people. We were the ones that needed to be entertained. If others enjoyed the music that kept us occupied, then great. Dan was a crazy son of a bitch that was hell-bent on self destruction. Enter T-Bone. He was the original bassist. He was a musical genious that could play guitar and bass extremely well. The sound started to take shape. We would play little shows in the living room of Dan's house for friends, family, chicks we brought home from the bar, and just about anyone that would listen. Catchy tunes with a dark, yet humorous message began to be created. We would go into the darkest places of our minds, come up with stuff that disturbed even us, and make it funny. The problem was finding a drummer and a schedule that suited all of the needs of the band. We were all students. Eventually, T-Bone had to leave the band in order to pursue a very demanding school schedule. Daniel picked up bass for a few months, but found it extremely hard to play bass and sing at the same time. He has hardcore ADD which is not conducive to multitasking. Plus, he has small hands. After a rotating group of members, a few self-destructive episodes, and much bullshit, we found a bassist in our own back yard. Adam kicks ass!! T-bone returns as the drummer. The guy is a fucking musical genious and can play drums. We are again at full strength and ready to burn the city down. So prepare for some of the most twisted music to ever come out of Houston. Nothing is sacred. We do not care who we offend. In fact, we think it is funny when people are offended. We make music for our own amusement. So, put away your politically correct hat and feel the onslaught. You will be verbally and sonically raped. You just might enjoy it. The hookers buried under the band house sure did.