About Me
come over to my new house:
12345 Happy Face Lane
Disneyland, USA
-go down the yellow brick road
-Exit stink eye make you-e (lol)
-you'll be back on the yellow brick road going the wrong direction but that's when your travel back in time.
-exit Shin (located on the back of your leg)
-turn right on Love You Mean It
-get out of your car and twirl around 3 times to your left.
-my house will be Hovering on the corner of Happy Face Lane, Love you Mean it, and weGOTTAbirth-dayguurrl way.
If you see the gingerbread snack shack,then KRoiKEE! you've gone too far.
oh BRING skittles....so we can taste the rainbow.
okay bye (BEEP!)
.. My name is Tiffany but I like telling strangers that my name is Claire! lol..for some reason I get a kick out of it! I am a girl with one problem and how I try to resolve it is by loving myself First. I love music because each one takes me to a different world. I'm more of and Oldies and 80's/90's girl. Old music reminds me of good days before I knew what heartache was and before life got complicated. I don't consider anyone my enemy but I can't speak for everyone else as to how they view me. Sometimes I probably come on too strong, I've always been a hyper girl, it keeps up the morale lol. I absolutely love hanging out with my girls, my KweenZ, my Precious Pu....TiLe...T&A. I love it all! lol. I love it when my down time comes along because I chill with Miss Natalie Tuazon and let me tell you...we can talk for HOURS! hehe. Shout out to Cheyenne Feliz! lol the world doesn't know what's gonna hit em! She's already my favorite singer! Last but not least, To my Family: I love my Parents and my Brother with all my heart. They never gave up on me even when I gave up on myself. They gave me the strengh to endure my Life's burden 2 freakin times. My dad is my rock, my mom is my light, and by brother is my conscience. Who can ask for a better family. They are the reason why I can't seem to fall. =D
I had to kiss a few frogs to find my Prince. . .turns out he's The King I've been wishing upon a star for. I couldn't have asked for a better Man in my life. He's got all the qualities I fantasized about and never thought I'd find. I never even intended on pursuing anyone at this point in my life. My happiness is in his laugh, his smile, his hugs, his touch, his voice, his concerns, his dreams, more importantly in his eyes when they're looking deep into mine. It just goes to show, you should never have any regrets about your decisions because there truly is a plan and if you leave it in God's hands the way you should, things will fall into place. I thank God everyday for leading me to a Man that has brought out all the good qualities I knew I had in me. He has truly brought me Peace and so much Love. I have never felt so whole in my entire life. There is nothing bad I can say about this Loving, Caring, Giving, Responsible, Strong Man that I so proudly claim as "Mine." I hold my head up high when I walk alongside of him as he leads me to my Happiness.
. . this love is a sureThang.
This "about me" may not really be about me, but it's about everyone who makes me!
Life has been such an adventure filled with lots of laughs, tears, fights, and even silent treatments. Having to close the chapters of my life is pretty hard but thats all according to HIS plan. Although I miss the people that have exited my life, so dearly, in has come a whole new batch. They don't serve as replacements, but more of the addition to all the great things life has to offer me. Meeting new people is soo much fun!! I can't even begin to express how happy I am reconnecting with my long lost friends as well. All I have to say is, Don't even begin to start judging anyone just because you met them "That one time." There are soo many different people out there that are interesting and so full of life..and I love being able to enjoy them. Nothings holding me back anymore and I'm ready to take a dip. I don't think I can EVER let go of this feeling. My apologies to the people that can't be open minded or that can't think for themselves. Just listening to what other people say about someone...my heart goes out to you because you can't find the good in people, you just listen to the commentary instead of actually putting in work.
Favorite Quotes:
"Where did you GOT that from?"
"What cho FACE is?"
"Behbee wha cho NAME is?"
"I'm at HILLS watching ONE TREE TIFF."
"Naw Naw"..followed by "Naw-huh-huh!"
"HEY CHICHARONES!"
"Tangerines, Nature's tootsie roll"
"There's Nobody Gonna Be There!"
"I've Driven Fucked up Worse!"
"Poke for Joke?!?!..or wait what did he say?"
"Kuya, how do I know if there's enough tire in the gas?"
"You taught me how to DOVE!"
"YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!. .YOU BROKE UNCLE JAY'S BOAT!"
"Look at the dead Fird Blying!"
"We can meet up at The Coffee Bean and I can show you how the world turns"
"Was he in gear or was he in human clothes?"
"WeGOTTAmyspaceQUOOOOOOOTE!"
"Is that light BEEPing?" (OMBG, lol)
"Yeah, I think I better should." (OMBG, lol)
"Dang, yer a feloner!"
"Le Round Three"
"WeGOTTAmySQUACEQUOOOOOOTE"
"You're so CURATIVE"
"I was inside pissed, running aMUCKUS!"
"Live free or die HARDER!"
"It's kinda like a MICE."
"Snippity Snap! Don't talk back"
"Don't look at me so LOUD!"
"We haven't eaten in so WHILE."
"Or ELSE WHAT?". . . "Just ELSE!"
"Hey, can I have a Wottle of Bater?"
"When I'm drunk, I'm a little KINKER."
"much MUCH!"
"FuckTard!"
"B*tches get stitches, Talk shit get Hit!"
"This swhat's gonna happen!"
"Chunkitas, dey get craysee!"
"PeePee in the PooPoo rooooom!
"Behbee want De-De?"
"I'll let you LOW NATER!"
"At work there was this JEWIS PERSHON. . "
"TRANSFORMERS, Robots in THE SKY!"
"I'm gonna NUT SACK your face!"