Sam

Questions you probably haven't answered before!
What song are you listening to?: I'm not listening to a song
Why do you like that song?: *sob* I don't feel like talking about it.
What did your last incoming text message say?: that all cats playing with telephone wires will be shocked
Look at your received call list. Who is number 5?: I don't want to look
Did you answer?: Pff no
Who did you last talk to on aim?: Tim
Do you ever wish you were a different race, and if so, what?: Not really
Would you date someone of another race?: Sure why not!
Do hobos frighten you?: Not particularly, it's the McDonalds employee's that you really have to watch out for
What's the most you have ever spent in the crane toy machines?: Mabe 3 dollars?
What color are your shoelaces?: White... i now really want to color them though!!!
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: Here!
How much do you hate G.W. Bush on a scale of 1-10?: I don't hate him, i don't like him
When is the last time you were in a hospital?: Can't remember, either that's good because i haven't been in a hospital lately, or bad because i have amnesia and can't remember being there
Why were you there?: Well, either for no reason, or because i have amneisa, your choice
What is the most painful piercing you have had?: I have no piercings
Why do you take these surveys?: Because they are fun!
Are you a member of the mile high club?: No
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?: Probably not
Would you ever hitchhike?: Probably not
Have you ever cried after one of your favorite sports teams lost a game?: haha, like i watch sports....
Would you marry a 90-year-old billionaire?: I don't know, depends on if he's a good person or not
Would you cut off one of your fingers for the perfect body?: haha, no!!
What about a toe?: No! If you cut it off then it's not the perfect body, so the whole thing is rather pointless!
Is there really : idk
Have you ever kept a fortune from a Chinese fortune cookie?: Oooh yes!! Almost all of them!
Have you ever told a lover that they were good in bed, when they were not?: no
Would you jump into a lake to save a stranger?: Yes, but i probably wouldn't be able to help them
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?: Yeah!!! That would be sooo cool!
What T.V. show world would you fit right into?: I have no clue
What was the sweetest thing a guy/girl did for you?: Came into school early to give me a valentine and brought me gum when i got my braces off :)
What is your social status?(i.e:prep, clown, goth..)(I'm a moron): Oo, I'm a looser and proud of it!!
What is your favorite quote?: "Trying is the first step towards failure" or "It's easy to blame ourselves, but even easier to blame Mike".
Are you high maintenance?: I hope not
Do you frequent Wal-mart/ any other 24 hr. store at all hours of the night?: No
What's the last pill you've taken?: Donno
Would you rather be in a room with Micheal Jackson or a rattlesnake?: I don't know, proably the rattlesnake, i could keep it as a pet!
Have you ever gone to a bookstore a 12am to buy the next Harry Potter book?: Sadly, no.
Have you ever been so bored that you counted cracks in the walls?: Yes, but i do that when i'm not bored too
If your eyes could be any color, what color would they be?: I like the color of my eyes, but it would be cool if they could change color!
Do you read while you eat?: Yes!!!
What's the weirdest combination of food you've ever eaten?: Hmm, i once drank water mixed with ketchup and pepermints, and then i tased ketchup salt and pepper!
Were you pregnant or pmsing when eating it?: no
How long does it usually take you to drink a glass of beverage?: a couple of days
What did you want to be when you were in kindergarten?: A singer
What do you want to be now?: I donno, something in buisness
What's worse, a papercut or a big gash in your finger?: Papercut, omgosh, papercut
What is your favorite movie, and why?: I've always liked Zorro and Pirates of the Carribean, they're romantic, and scary, and action packed, and funny, they have everything!!!
Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?: "a consequence of this definition is that if a points to a legal data loction, the array element a [0] is always defined.
Have you ever read a life changing book? What was it? What was so special?: Yes. "How to Make People Think You're Normal" It just gave me tons of ideas....
Ever watched a life changing movie? What was it? What was so special?: No, i don't think so!
If you could change your name, what would it be?: I like my name, but mabey Chris or Ryan
When you were afraid of the dark, what was the creature that haunted you?: Vampires
What is your favorite cartoon from the 1980's?: Donno
1990's?: Probably Street Sharks
2000's?: Hmm, possibly Yu-Gi-oh
What song comforts you when you are sad?: Any song!
What song enhances your happiness?: Breaking Free
What song can make you cry?: D. G. (w. s. o. b.)
What song do you listen to when angry?: Any song!
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You've never been asked this
Basics
How many eyes do you have?: Two
Do they work?: *sigh* no
How many teeth do you have?: 25!
Count them you lazy ass: I DID!!!
Do they work?: I'm suffering through braces as we speak
Do you have a pet monkey?: No
Do you WANT a pet monkey?: *gasp* I donno! I never thought of that before, hmmm....
Why?: Because i never considered getting a pet monkey!
What do you do when you get nervous?: make myself sick
What do you do when you get excited?: Jump up and down, clap my hands, scream, run around in circles, ect...
What do you do when you have to use the bathroom but there isn't one?: Hold it
What is your opinion on public restrooms?: I rate them. There was a very nice one in the airport, i gave that one a 10, but then this other one is this show place got a 4, it was very disgusting
Do you find questions regarding bathrooms to be odd?: Yes.
Why?: i don't know!! Stop pressuring me!!!
Warfare
If you could invade any country, which would it be?: Hmmm, Europe
Would you be successful?: Yes.
Why?: Because i said so.
What would be your method for world domination?: Telling everyone to do what i said and hopeing that they listen!
How likely would it be to work?: Oh, EXTREAMLY likely
Americans, what would you do if the draft was reinstated?: I would run away to Alaska and start an emu farm and boycott llamas
Do you think killing is a Good Thing(tm) or a Bad Thing(tm)?: I think it is a bad thing
Why?: What kind of sick person asks something like that!?!?! Killing is just bad!!!
If you had the power to wipe out the human race, would you?: Heh heh, i don't think anyone would be stupid enough to entrust me with that power...
If you had the power to wipe out any species, would you?: Naw... well, mabe mosquitos, but probably not becasue i'd feel bad
What would you do if you were in a war?: I would have tea and crumpets
What would be your weapon of choice?: A 17th century flame thrower
Do you think you're capable of deciding when to go to war?: Yes
Why?: I'm capable of it, that doesn't mean i'd make a good decision
Disease
What do you feel is the worst disease to have?: Stupidity
Why?: hmm.. ii don't really know much about it, i mean i'm not really a doctor or anything
If you could BE any disease, what would you be?: I don't know desieases...
Why?: *sob* I DON'T KNOW!!!!
If you were a sentient disease, would you opt to make people ill?: Naw.... *shifts eyes*
Why?: Because i of all people wouldn't want anyone to be sick... *twitch*
Are you constantly afraid of becoming sick?: Haha, no. I ate something off of my dad's shoe once.
Why?: i donno
If you could cure all disease in the world, would you?: Possibly, i'm not sure
Why?: Well, no because then there would be to many people, but then yes, because i wouldn't want everyone to die
What is your opinion on medicines?: They are nice to have
What is your opinion on vaccinations?: They are also nice to have
What is your opinion on doctors?: They're ok i guess
What is your opinion on the medical industry?: Helpful i guess
Random Hooha
Which is better, ninjas or kitties?: Ninja Kitties!!!
Would you find a 300lb woman named Sally to be attractive?: Uh, probably not
If you had a lamp that weighed 145lbs, what would you do with it?: Throw it at Mike.
If you could kill someone without any consequences, would you?: no!
Are you an anorexic bitch?: I don't think so.
How does that make you feel?: Uh, ok?
What is your opinion on psychiatrists?: I like them! They are very nice!
If you could be anything but human, what would you be?: I would be a pebble.
Why?: ok, mabe not a pebble....
Are you eating right now?: No, i'm so fat!!!
If not, do you wish you were?: YES!!! YES YES YES!!!
Had you been asked these questions before in a survey?: ha! No!
What did you think of this pointless exercise?: I loved it! Best survey i've ever taken!
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Survey of Fun
About Yourself
What's your name?: Sam
What are your nicknames?: Sam, sammy, manth, bean, mantha, Samata, Sammy Soso, Mas
Describe your appearance in three words: Small, Skinny, Pathetic!
Describe your hair in three words: Long, Plain, Blonde
When's your birthday?: January 12!
How old will you be turning?: 16!
Family
How many people in your family?: 5
Any siblings?: 2, my brother, 14 and sister, 9?
What are their names and ages?: Uh, Em- 9? Nathaniel-14
Do you get along with them?: Mostly
Do you have any pets?: Oh yeah
Names and ages?: Polly-15, pestow-15, Bailey-1, Geco-?, Jumie-? Jinglebells-? Snowflake-? Puff-?
How big is your extended family?: Not to big.
Your Name
Do you like your name?: I love it!
If you could change it, what would it be?: Mabe Ryan
What's your name backwards?: Mas
What's your middle name?: Kellian
Do you like it?: It's ok
Would you change your name if you became famous?: Haha, and why would i ever become famous?
Is your name catchy?: Not really
What do you get if you rearrange letters in your first and last names?: A headache
What's the color of your...
Computer: White
Bed: Yellow
Walls: Pink
Shirt: Blue
Math book: No idea, at the moment... cheetah
Eyes?: Blue
House?: Blue
School?: Red?
Glasses/contacts?: Rainbow!
Braces?: Grey
Carpet/floor?: Pink
Phone?: Silver
Nails?: White
Pillow?: Green, purple, blue
Lasts
IM:: To myself
Phone conversation:: Sarah
Movie watched:: Bewitched
Food eaten:: Chocolate pie
Drink drunk:: Water
Class attended:: Pep Ralley!
Time you hugged someone:: My Dad, 10 minutes ago
Vacation:: Florida 2 months ago
Song listened to:: Noo idea what it was called. It was on the radio!
Annoyance:: My sister kept pushing my chair
Time you cried:: Yesterday, about districts
Time you laughed:: 1 minute ago
Time you yelled:: An hour ago to get my dog to come into the house
Random!
If you had to choose, would you chop off your hair or grow an afro?: I'd chop it off... then grow it into an afro!
Have you ever cheated on a test?: Yes, but not purposly.
Do you want to get married?: Yup
Quick: George Bush is next to you, choking on a pretzel! What do you do?: Nothing. The secret service is already on it.
What time is it now?: 9:14
Do you know how long you've been taking this survey for?: Nope!
Friends. Who is the:
Coolest:: Becca/Jake
Funniest:: Steph/Jake
Laziest:: Mike (well kinda)
Blondest:: Alyssa/Jake
Smartest:: Virginia/Will
Dorkiest:: Me!!!!!
Jock:: Rebecca/Will
Prep:: not sure...
Punk:: Again... not sure...
Nerd:: All of my friends except me... i'm a looser, you see, nerds are smart while loosers are not!
Love & Relationships
Are you in a relationship?: Yes
If so, how long has it been?: 2 months
If not, do you have a crush on anyone?: N/a
Are you straight, gay, or bi?: Straight
What's the most important thing in a relationship?: Corny, i know, but trust
Favorites
Season:: Winter!!!
Food:: Anything junky, chinease, or maxican
Drink:: Root beer!
Movie:: Hmm, possibly Zorro?
Book:: Anything by Gail Carson Levine
Animal:: Hmm, anything cute, furry, and rabid
Class in school:: Chorus
Hobby:: Haha, cross country, beading, cross stich, ddr, singing, acting.. the list goes on forever
Color(s):: Black, Green, and anything pastel
Thing to do when you're bored:: Ha, enjoy it, my life is too busy, i'm never bored
Instrument:: Marimba!
Did you like this survey?: Oh yes! It toadily rocked!
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