The Chris Macomber Show - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Previous Silly Blogs
Late Larry and Procrastinating Pete
Samuel's lost luggage
When Billy found the end of the rainbow
Stephanie's closet monster
Nixon's best vacation
Loraine gets her palm read (part 2)
Loraine gets her palm read
Meredith, Lucy, and Stratego
Geoffrey the loser
Wally's family vacation
Danny and the radio contest
Jerry and the rodeo
My first hockey game
Fork in the road
I hate mimes
Abigail and I
Tiffany the stewardess
Golden Boy!
Catherine and her sister
Victoria
Roxanne Red Riding Hood
Sucks to be Arnold
Kenneth the racist
Bradley's tv problem
Oscar
Tammy
Stacy and her cat painting
James and his dog
Angela
What my neighbor told me
Flamingo that bit my arms off
Hoola Hoop Contest
Yummy in the tummy
My first job interview
My second job interview
Stephen and the camera
Rupert, my neighbor
Samson, that strange guy from work
Campout with Jill
Alex Fox, chocolate lover
Previous Serious Blogs
Resolution
Fantasies
Guess what I am describing
God loved the birds
and invented trees.
Man loved the birds
and invented cages.
(meat.org)(peta2.org)/di

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Omnipresent. The Way.
Omnipotent. The Truth.
Omniscient. The Life.

Heroes:

A door.
A bull.
I made that up. Teehe.
I am ledge.
I am dairy.
I am ledge and dairy.
(lol, i made that up)
(if you don't get it,
say it aloud)
..Flight Of Icarus
..Flight Of Icarus
..Flight Of Icarus
..Flight Of Icarus
I love
JJ
my silly blogs
my band
my bandmates
flash mobs
hxc drive-by's
free running
c o l o r s :]
music
chainsaw brutality
calculus
nerdiness
lightsabers
"Hi, I'm Craig Owens."
meeting people
Audrey Kitching
oddities
debates!
Others
theories
UNtelevison!
Massachusetts
obsessions
shoes
HTML
binary
stickam
texting
drawing
kleptomania
music
making music
love
making love

I could even peel the skin hiding my face And ballroom dance with the cartilage of my nose Just to show you how to really move
For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Matthew 6:21
I'm not the one that you want,
I'll only let you down.
And I'm pretty sure that you've caught on.
And you can say that 'Oh, I'm just feeling sorry for my...'
I think it's every time I walk into a room
a silence so sudden that I seem to hear it
(Smiles turn to frowns)
Contact saying that you are
the rain on their parade.
And how long could you hang on to a word?
Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?
I'm not the one that you want,
I'll only let you down.
And I'm pretty sure that you've caught on.
And you can say that
'Oh, I'm just feeling sorry for myself'
Or maybe it's all eyes on him
in love with ego and intention
the eyes that are just begging me for more.
This is gone and I can see it
your head is full of words,
full of words that don't mean anything.
And how long could you hang on to a word?
Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?
I'm not the one that you want,
I'll always let you down.
And I'm pretty sure that you've caught on.
And you can say that 'Oh, I'm just feeling sorry for myself'
I'm not the one that you want,
I'll always let you down.
And I'm pretty sure that you've caught on.
And you can say that
'Oh, I'm just feeling sorry for myself'
(If that's how you feel, then what's there to do?
I'll keep this feeling in my heart
but when you look in my eyes, you will know the truth.)
I made the JVteam and I couldn't love her more.
I love CR
SJ=♥
KB
If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons. ~C.S. Lewis
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. ~Ingrid Newkirk

My Blog

Phyllis and the banana

Phyllis found a red banana one day.She was so amazed by it, she tookit over to Sally's house.They stared at it for hours.I know what you're thinking,and no, the banana didn't peelitself....
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST

Allan and gum

Allan was chewing gum while riding his bicycleover to Lanny's Lemonade Stand.Allan got hit by a car.He was really upset because heswallowed his gum in the process.
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:29:00 PST

Annie gets molested

Annie went to the circus.She was molested by a lion tamer.She went home immediatelyand told her father.Her father asked, "Like this?"Her father molested her.Annie then killed herself.Satan molested he...
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:30:00 PST

Frank and thee typewriter

Frank went to a garage sale and purchased a typewriter.When he got home, he saw that it didn't have a USB port.He went back to the garage sale to return it.The woman said he couldn't return it because...
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:32:00 PST

Kate and pancakes

Kate was cooking some pancakeswhen she heard a knock at her door.An officer told her that her parents had died.Kate invited the officer inside for pancakes.
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:33:00 PST

Samuels lost luggage

Samuel was at the airport waiting for his luggage.He was doing some crossword puzzles.When he finished, he noticed his baggage stillhad not arrived. He headed over to the clerkto see what the problem ...
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:23:00 PST

When Billy found the end of the rainbow

Billy saw a rainbow one day after knitting class.He decided to follow it.He reached the end of the rainbow.At the end of this rainbow was Little Lucky's Bar and Grille.Billy couldn't enter the b...
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:23:00 PST

Roxanne Red Riding Hood

Roxanne was picking flowers for hergrandmother.She got stung by a bee.She died in a freak accident.
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

Sucks to be Arnold

Arnold was physically handicapped.The Bloods gang jumped him...I don't quite know the details.All I know is that it had somethingto do with being a Crip....
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

Wally’s family vacation

Wally and his family drove to Chevy Chase World...Odd.
Posted by The Chris Macomber Show on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST