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About Me

I love cake. I play video games. No matter how hard I try, I can't make eggs over easy. I have no fashion sense so I get other people to tell me whats up. I still love Belle and Sebastian. I'm afraid of zombies.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

make like a tree and don't scream when I cut off your limbs.

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My Blog

I need a roommate (or two)

I've decided I'm staying in toronto for another shitty winter. hopefully it won't be so shitty this time. I need to find a place as soon as possible. like around september 1st. somewhere close to my w...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:09:00 GMT

Thank you, Billy Joel

Thanks for coming over and playing your greatest hits for me. You know just how to make me feel better. my favourite was 'for the longest time'. It gave me goosebumps :) You could have left out that b...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:50:00 GMT

do you like me? (circle one)

I saw an advertisement on myspace today. it was one of those side bars that want your opinion.this one said "do you like george bush" followed by two check boxes, one labelled YES and the other NO.tha...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:31:00 GMT

digging

Yes: DJ Muggs + GZA - Grandmasters Smokey Robinson and the Miracles - The Best Of (only the first half) Boz Scaggs - Silk Degrees Beck - The Information Miles Davis - Kind of Blue Converge - No Heroes...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:09:00 GMT

music

I was thinking yesterday, and I've given up the idea of your musical tastes defining who you are. I mean, it's definitely a part, and it gives a little bit of insight to your character, but you can ge...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:11:00 GMT

haikus three

I really must stop falling in love with broke girls. Buy your own damn drinks! Dear 'that guy upstairs', Stop stealing all my bandwidth. My porn can't get through. I'm the most boring and un...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:54:00 GMT

haikus 2

just a few: My life cannot end without decapitation. I am Highlander! Imagine a knife, buried deep in your belly. Indigestion sucks. I feel awesome but I'm having a heart attack. Thanks a lot, co...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:37:00 GMT

dreams

I had a dream last night that I was in a space shuttle with some friends from real life. I think it was dani and alex pederson and some others. I came out of my room all excited to tell everyone what ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 16:30:00 GMT

haiku night

I am not gay but those cowboy boots are awesome now put on some pants. my job is so dumb, I get paid just to hang out. Thank you, Jeff Stober. I don't use the net for any kind of homework. just my...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:22:00 GMT