Hello, my name is Distance.

Im derek.
IM A MOTHER FUCKING PIRATE. YES, an ACTUAL PIRATE
im contagious.
i want to fuck your mom.....well...if she is cute...if she isnt then i probably dont I enjoy kissing (girls)
im not gay.
or bi.
im straight.
things are starting to look up....sort of..
Hmm, well, im a little psychotic sometimes...and dangerously paranoid....but im pretty rad..
I play guitar, ( acoustic and electric) i am a pretty good melodic vocalist, and a decent aggressive vocalist.
I am the vocalist/guitarist of climbingEVEREST Yes, an actual rock band. we rock. and roll.
ok, so now, let me really delve into my psyche. Most of you wont read this, and good thing i dont care what most of you think, anyway, xD. Anyway, i am an asshole. I know this, and i dont much care. I dont trust very many people, not for some lame bullshit "oh, ive been let down too many times" emo annoying shit. But because i am lazy, and i dont have the time, energy or desire to invest myself in a meaninful adult relationship with another human being...well...usually...lol. I am not happy with my physical body, but am entirely more content with who i am, and where ive been in my life...now thats not to say that i am always content with it...anyway, ive basically learned to accept it. I dont smoke ciggarettes anymore, i dont drink or do drugs anymore...but im not gonna call myself straightxedge, because i dont agree with it. But that is my own personal beliefs, and you wont understand. I hate most emo kids. now, let me explain, i do have my reasons. I hate most emo kids, for the same reasons i hate most metal heads, or punks...or just about any basic stereotype. Because they take it too far. Im sick of emo kids because i am not emo. i dress the way i want to, and its not emo. i dont slice my wrists, or cry all day, in fact, i dont cry, dont get me wrong, i do listen to alot of emo music, but im not an emo kid... Basically, i dont like most anyone, because people have a penchant to take things too far, (yes, even me) Im terribly narcissistic. Yes, i do believe i am better then you, simply because i am. I am more enlightened, more intelligent, less liable to follow a trend, less liable to be a useless fucking sheep. I am superior to you in each and every way...well...most of you...there are quite a few people who are equal to (or superior) to me...im not gonna say who, cuz her ego will inflate even greater...lol. But my friends are generally people who are better humans then me.
Listen, dont bother talking to me if your just going to gawk at how "hAwT I aM, lYk3 0mG" yes, ive gotten taht message. Im tired of it. if you knew me, you wouldnt find me quite so attractive...ok?
but random adds are fun, btw.
xDany questions?
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