John

WWEeeeeeeeellll ok what can I say about me? My name be John William Pimiento.I have epilepsy. My last name actually means pepper ok and I was pretty pissed to find out that my ancestors were a bunch of lame ass pepper cultivators in portugal, as opposed to the common belief that they were wealthy people who invented peppers or something like that. I mean...I really thought we invented peppers, I mean how much lower can we get? Pepper farmers. friggin pepper farmers. Well im from the old school...and my old school costs more than your new school. And thats another thing, I graduated when i was like 12 and joined the army. I have epilepsy. My lifelong dream is to be an astronaut doctor spaceman superhero so I can wear spandex and crocs at the same time, because only astronaut doctor spaceman superheros can do such things. I went to the university of Oregon for three years and got my PHD in Child's psychology, so if your kids effed up I can fix him. I also volunteered for the peace core in guinea because I speak spanish yo. And i spent 20 years in russia under the strict guidelines of the CIA and then recieved plstic surgery so i look really young and can still roll with the pollitas know what im saying?Nothing much else except im a really honest guy who never lies like every word that comes out of my mouth is the honest to god truth.....ha