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Mr. Right... Now

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm J.P. I enjoy workin out, money, dancing, women, dancing for money,going to strip clubs,karaoke is my niche (more of a drunken random freestyle to a beat), baseball, football,softball, large breast and butts, perfect teeth, cleanliness, mirrors, pictures, protein shakes, shopping, traveling, clothes, and things that make me laugh... Things that I hate would include indian givers, liars, posers, over-exageration, stinky pussy, acne, fat, small trucks and people that constantly repeat themselves...My best friends are my brother Newt and my MAMA. The 3 women in my life are of course Mama, Granny and aunt Lynda... They are the best! I am a crazy individual and I also drive others in that same direction! Dont ever say I didnt warn you!R.I.P. 6-24-06 Uncle Ronnie

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How to make a JP
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
3 parts silliness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
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Personality cocktail
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My Interests

working out, clothes, shoes (all kinds!), baseball, softball,body sculpting, women- (thats a pretty big one!) i like eating healthy and i dont drink often but when i do (oh my gob!), but i do love to party and i throw down on occasion!
You Are a Super Flirt
You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Dating Strengths Dating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 100%
2. Independence - 85.7%
3. Confidence - 77.8%
4. Appearance - 75%
5. Adventurousness - 75%
1. Arrogance - 75%
2. Vanity - 75%
3. Negative Reputation - 66.7%

Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.
Independence - Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.
Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.
Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities.
Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.

Dating Weaknesses Explained
Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.
Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.
Negative Reputation - Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.

Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz

I'd like to meet:

if i could meet someone i'd want to meet myself in 5 years, because i wonder what kind of man i will be... oh and maybe Jessica Alba!
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 100%
Greed: 80%
Envy: 40%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

Music:

rock, rap, techno...
You Are Pretty Logical
You're a bit of a wizard when it comes to logic
While you don't have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good
Keep at it - you've got a lot of natural talent in this area! How Logical Are You?

Movies:

religious based movie "the omen"- comedies "Waiting"& "Thank You For Smoking" and the action thriller "Crank"/"300" was the shit! 88 minutes is a good one too!
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. my middle name is godwin
2. my mom and bro are my best friends
3. im an insomniac
4. i am insane
5. nobody does it like me
6. i love women
7. i have a buffet of vd... im jk
8. i like girls with big butts and no acne
9. my eyes change colors
10. i benched 300 lbs 3 times the other day
11. i think im beautiful
12. im conceded but insecure
13. i dont remember names... unless im interested
14. more than 80% of what is said to me i dont hear
15. i dont give a fuck
16. i am a nimpho
17. i masterbait... FURIOUSLY
18. im one of the funniest people you will ever meet
19. im going to invent the mentholated douche so ladies can get that breezy feelin after they clean themselves...
20. i can pick a pedophile out of a crowd... look for the ped-o-smile
21. after sex i hate cuddling
22. im an awsome kisser but i hate makin out
23. 4,14,24,34,44 anything with a 4 in it is my number in atheletics
24. i was voted class flirt
25. my favorite posession is my gas grill...
26. i sleep with a pillow in-between my legs
27. i love mirrors... i have em on every wall in my room
28. im a really motivated person to do exactly what i want to do!
29. i can talk anyone into anything...
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Television:

i love sports center, family guy, robot chicken, futurama, boondocks,southpark, but im more of a movie man... MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!! and i love me some college football! WOOP WOOP!Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 75% Hulk 70% Catwoman 60% Wonder Woman 58% Spider-Man 40% Robin 40% Batman 35% Supergirl 33% Superman 15% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Books:

i cant read, i can only type and guess what it says

Heroes:

my mama cuz shes my best friend, shes cool, and she is one of the hardest working people i know! i guess im a mama's boy!