Tyler

Little Tyler Myers was born a very small 0-year old child on January 18th once. He was really tiny. He had a cute head and a soft button nose. He was wiggly. He liked breathing air. He was really, really cute and he had a mom that was a little blonde lady and a dad that had a big black beard. Sometimes they would take pictures of little Tyler because they thought he was so cute and they wanted to look at photographs of him being little someday when he was big. Little Tyler Myers had blonde hair. Sometimes he sang songs about being happy and other things like that. His voice was really cute, just like his eyebrows. Little Tyler's daddy was an artist. He was a very good artist named Picasso Myers. He never signed any of his paintings with his real last name so that no one would be able to find his unlisted phone number. Instead, he gave most of his artwork to his friend Pablo in France. So Little Tyler learned how to draw. He had crayons. Eventually he would learn to use Paint and other neat things to make art creations. When Little Tyler was in seventh grade he wore striped Gotcha? shirts and shorts and he learned how to skateboard. He could even ride his skateboard without falling off sometimes! He was really happy about that.One day, Little Tyler Myers became Medium Tyler Myers. Medium Tyler Myers was pretty nice. Medium Tyler Myers decided that he was going to be cool one day. He learned how to play the piano one summer. Then he went to his high school and started talking to people. He wore really nice shirts that had vivid colors all over them. He had a friend named Nick Kauffman. Nick Kauffman was really nice. Eventually, Medium Tyler Myers got his heart broken once, twice, three times a lady. This made him pretty bitter. But he was still real nice. Medium Tyler Myers was becoming Tyler Myers, the Man. Medium Tyler had very long hair. Medium Tyler Myers loved listening to squaw music. He also really like this band called Reel Big Fish. And January 18th, 2008, Medium Tyler Myers will become Tyler Myers, the Man, seeing how it is his 18th birthdady.