miranda mothafuckin covington.

I has a crayon.

About Me

My name is Miranda, though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship, I am not sure why you should care who I am or that I exist.
I am not a celebrity. I am not the child of a celebrity. I have never been married to, never been abused by, and never provided a kidney transplant into any celebrity. Furthermore, I have no desire to be a celebrity.
In fact, I am such a nonentity by the standards of our culture that people magazine not only will never feature a piece about me but might also reject my attempts to subscribe to their publication on the grounds that the black-hole gravity of my noncelebrity is powerful enough to suck their entire enterprise into oblivion.
I am sixteen years old. To a world-wise adult, I am little more than a child. To any child, however, I'm old enough to be distrusted, to be excluded forever from the magical community of the short and beardless.
Consequently, a demographics expert might conclude that my sole audience is other young men and women currently adrift between their sixteenth and seventeenth birthdays.
In truth, I have nothing to say to that audience. In my experience, I don't care about most of the things that other sixteen year old Americans care about. Except survival, of course.
I live an unusual life.
By this I do not mean that my life is better than yours. I'm sure that your life is filled with as much happiness, charm, wonder, and abiding fear as anyone could wish. Like me, you are human, after all, and we all know what a joy that is.
I like piercings.
I have cock rails, my nose, and gauges.
Currently at a 7/16ths.
Yeah, I'm hardcore, no need to tell me so.
I live on hardcore mountain.
Myspace... it's pretty lame.
I'm hardly ever on anymore.
I like to text people.
You should text me.
We'll talk about things.
314 972 2048.
I am a real big gay.
:ilovefagsxxx

My Interests

So these days I like to sing in the car to pop music with Colleen, James and Lisa. We have superfun adventures wherever we go. We are just that awesome.

I'd like to meet:

They were perfect.
They were beautiful.
They met in the middle of nothing.
And kissed where everyone could see.
No words.
No before, no after.
They kissed and it was perfect.
It was beautiful.
It was everything.
It was nothing.

Someone, anyone, worth meeting./style

Music:

AFI.
The Birthday Massacre.
Bright Eyes.
Depeche Mode.
The Cure.
The Black Dahlia Murder.
Justin Timberlake.
Saosin.
As Tall As Lions.
Nelly Fertado.
NIN.
Fear Before The March Of Flames.
The Number 12 Looks Like You.
As Blood Runs Black.
wecamewithbrokenteeth.
Chiodos.
Haste The Day.
Norma Jean.
Fall Of Troy.
The Faint.
War From A Harlots Mouth.
Underoath.
Taking Back Sunday.
Kelly Clarkson.
Scary Kids Scaring Kids.
Brand New.
Reggie And The Full Effect.
Drop Dead, Gorgeous.
Bring Me The Horizon.
Nirvana.
Marilyn Manson.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
It Dies Today.
From First To Last.
Four Letter Lie.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Atreyu.
30 Seconds to Mars.
Job For A Cowboy.
Poison The Well.
The Used.
The Medic Droid.
Say Anything.
Shiny Toy Guns.
Sugarcult.
Rise Against.
Sky Eats Airplane.
The Bravery.
Escape The Fate.
Bless The Fall.
Kill Hannah.

Movies:

The Virgin Suicides.
Queen Of The Damned.
Labyrinth.
Thirteen.
Edward Scissorhands.
Mallrats.
Beetlejuice.
The butterfly Effect.
Rules Of Attraction.
The Woods.
Scary Movie.
Saw.
Silent Hill.
Dawn Of The Dead.
Night of the Living Dead.
28 Days Later.
Boy Eats Girl.
Children Of The Living Dead.
The Dead Next Door.
Grindhouse.
House Of The Dead.
Land Of the Dead.
Pet Cemetary.
Carrie.
She's the Man.
Underworld.
Borat.
Turistas.
Hostel.
The Hills Have Eyes.
Donnie Darko.
Hangmans Curse.
Gingersnaps.
Casper!
Mean Girls.

Porn. Lots of porn.

Television:

So... I like zombies. A lot. I mean, whats not to like? They eat your brains and they're the walking dead. Thats pretty awesome. Lets watch old school zombie movies all day. I would love you. And sex you up, hardcore.
Zombies are sexy.
Enough said.

Books:

The Lovely Bones.
The Catcher In The Rye.
Odd Thomas.
A Millon Little Pieces.
Disco Bloodbath.
Final Exit.
Carrie.
Pure.
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.
Long Hard Road Out Of Hell.
Kurt Cobain Journals.
The Five People You Meet In Heaven.
Anything by Anne Rice.

My Blog

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do about my family life. Tonya bitches at me ALL the time. She isn't nice to me anymore and even all my dad has to do it bitch at me lately. I don't know what I do wrong. They act...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

20.

I stole this from Miranda Brickman, she is hot cause she fly. You ain't cause you not. Thats all I have to say.1 - List 20 things that you want to say to people, but never will.2 - Don't say who they ...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

Prank Cybering Part 3: Victim: onesexyyboy

I couldnt resist..... one sexyyboy: i wanna fuck uHobo Joe: lol thanksone sexyyboy: fuck u i n the assone sexyyboy: and put my 9.2 inch cock in ur pussyHobo Joe: that would tickleone sexyyboy: wowHobo...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

Prank Cybering Part Dos. Victim: Justin.

okay so this guy. started im'ing me. I thought i told you crazy kids. DONT ASK ME IF I WANT TO CYBER. IT WILL BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE. Ah well. He blocked me like 10 minutes later. Enjoy. I'm gonna make ...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

The prank cyber convo. Part 1. Subject: Steven.

Okay. So don't cyber. Don't try to cyber with me. It will not work. I will mess with you and I will humilate you by sending our conversation to all of my friends. Don't make that mistake.I laugh at ho...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

i like. ninjas. and stuff.

black my eyes,redden my wrists,slit my throat,forget my kiss.carve your name,in my skin,let that blade,sink on in.let this lovekill me fastthe thing we hadcouldnt last.tear this heart, from my chestst...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:33:00 PST

Funerals are no fun for anyone.

Today was one of the hardest days i have had in a while. I watched them put one of my best friends in the ground. My Alie in the ground.I need people to lean on right now. I would appreciate someone t...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

its hard to say....

i dont know what to say and it feels as though my brain isnt comprehending what has happened.today at 6:35 am one of my best friends alie scott was hit by a truck and killed. i dont understand. she w...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

warped tour and condoms.

so... warped tour. the day goes as follows. i woke up and i was like whoa today is warped tour. sweet. so i got ready and i was excited. so then nicole and colleen picked me up and we went to go get n...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST

something i wrote in study hall. 3rd hour.

I want out of this coffin that you have forced me into.why must i always be smothered by your fake lies?i am nothing but a fucking fake!am i screaming?when am i not?why does no one listen?No one liste...
Posted by Close your eyes, Pray for Plagues. on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:27:00 PST