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~*~G00n!n'&lt;3LiF3~*~

Intoxicated Richochet

About Me

retro layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentsWhy you ALL should love me:
I am genuine and unique...
I have awesome sayings...
If you don't...I'll hurt you...
I am the most loyal person you'll ever meet...
I can make your life hell...for you and everyone in it...
And I probably will...
I'm the most awesomest person you'll ever know...
With all my awesomely awesome awesomeness...
If you need my help I will be willing to do what you ask...
If I don't get something in return...
Better believe I won't do shit for you...
Why I'm the minority:
I like to see you hurting.
I enjoy seeing tears.
If I had it my way, I'd be the catcher and the rye.
I'm deeper then you'll ever know.
My hair is the shit.
My taste is superb.
My words mean more then yours.
When I smile, I'm imagining something you wouldn't comprehend.
I have wisdom beyond my years.
If you're a walking contradiction, I'll criticize you.
If I don't like something, I'll let you know.
I'm a crazy mother fucker, you better believe.
You want to step to it, I'll tare you down.
I have more common sense then 20 of you, and I use it.
I'll love you for ever if you love me.
I live by an eye for an eye.
I'm pretty good at Guitar Hero.
I'll respect you more if you tell it straight.
I hate that feeling in my stomach...
The one that makes it hard to breath.
I'll be your best friend till the end...
^^^^^^^^You know who you are. ^^^^^^^^
I read, unlike most of my generation.
My friends and I are true ganagstas.
Do me good and you'll have no trouble.
Do me wrong, duck and cover, I'm bringing the pain.
Words that describe me:
Comical
Intense
Empathetic
Adept
Apprehensive
Devoted
Tactful
Indistinct
Somber
Finesse
Wise
Indelible
♥cLACK cLACK, iT'S cAZIE, bITCHES™Facts about me:I like peanut butter...I have slap stick humor...My Mom's my hero...I can't live without my friends...I fall for people too easily...I'm the ugly fat best friend, my other friends are gorgeous...My makeup is better then yours...My favorite movie is the Little Mermaid...I smoke menthol...Blue is my favorite gatoraide...I have the best bestie ever...My favorite band is Korn...I look decent in big sunglasses with my hair done...I'm not photogenic, but give me a camera and I can work magic myself...I enjoy reading...I'm not your average girl...I can talk on the phone for 5 hours...I have a unique outlook on my looks...Hey, my computer is fucked up so I won't be on as often, just thought I'd let yall know.

My Interests

Music, swimming, reading, writting, drawing, chilling with friends, and video games.
Paramore Lyrics
Crush Crush Crush Lyrics ..

I'd like to meet:

Johnathan Davis~ Lead singer of Korn. That band is the best there is. They're so raw and original. No one sounds like them and no one ever will.
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Eminem~ The things he says is awesome and twisted at the same time. He's so unique in what he talks about in his songs. I respect a lot of what he stands for.


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Music:

Pretty much anything but country, jazz, and opera. Mostly rap and rock though, and 90's grunge.
Born For This Lyrics ..

Movies:

Little Mermaid, all time favie, The Faculty, Pitch Black, Dead Alive, the most bloodiest movie ever, Water Boy, Donny Darko, and many others. Oh, and Scream...Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard...gorgeous!

Heroes:


Glitter My Words
♥Newty♥ My lover. He's the funniest, cuttest, bestest bestie anyone could ever have. Yes, he's a hard headed asshole sometimes, but no matter how much or how bad we fight we'll always be there for each other. I love you ♥Newty until the day I die!!
Tay A.K.A Stumpy~ Anyone know why her voice is so squeaky? I do! It's because all the hot air in her head! But I still love her. She's cute and funny and she'd whoop some ass if need be. If I had to describe her in three words they'd be adorable, crazy, and blonde.
Karen~ She's black, enough said. Love ya Karen!
Courtney~ Ah Corkatubby, getting trashed with this girl is like getting trashed with no other. This girl and Newty complete me. Just call us the three muskateers!
My mother~ She's my favorite person in the world. I don't know what I would do with out her to help me through life and my problems. I can go to her about anything pretty much. Obviously there's things I can't go to her for, but pretty much anything is cool with her. Plus my friends all love her too. She's my best friend.
Aijia~ Oi vey, this chick cracks me up. She's beautiful, funny, fun to be around, and she's my uno partner. What more could I ask for?
Haley~ Hal is probably the most kick ass, layed back preppy blonde bitch I know. If I had it my way I'd live with her. She needs to have me over to go swimming....anyone else have a pool that big? Ya, didn't think so. Love ya Hallers!
Kathy~ This is newty's mom. She's is one of the strongest people I know. She's been battling cancer for over 15 years now and she's still breathing. If you mess with her children, you better leave the state because she's coming for ya. I look up to the woman and if I didn't have the mother I have now, I'd ask for one just like Kathy.

My Blog

Best song in the world....

I dig my toes into the sand.The ocean looks Like a thousand diamonds Strewn across a blue blanket.I lean against the wind, Pretend that I am weightless And in this moment I am happy.I wish you wer...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

Whoop Whoop!!!

I'm sooooo excited! A friend of mine that I've known for like, 6 or 7 years is coming to visit me soon from college. We might get a place together too, that'd be kick! His name's Tyler, he's mad cool...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:06:00 PST

Which are you?

I admire you to the fullest, you are my idol.The bestest friend I've ever had, know that I'll do anything for you.Don't know you to well, just met you a while ago, but you've grown on me since the fir...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:52:00 PST

Drama, drama, drama...

You know what really tweeks me? Bitches who try and talk shit out thier ass and not even know what they're talking about. Those girls that think they're the "most feared" in some town. Bullshit bitche...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

I wrote this a long time ago, so long ago the paper is a light yellow....

"I'm Better Then Anney Oakly, and I've Got You in My Sight"On the rampage,Sweet bloody revenge,I hear thier screams,As thier life ends.All that have done me wrong,I scratch off the names,All the faces...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:27:00 PST

Top 10 Funniest sayings, from me.

Top Ten Funny Sayings:                                10. Shit Dick  &n...
Posted by ~*~G00n!n'<3LiF3~*~ on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST