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Lance

The more I learn, the more confused I become

About Me

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a 20 penny nail. After all, show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off!!A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. Friedrich Nietzschestyle type="text/css".contactTable {width:300px !important; height:150px !important; background-image:url("http://content3.bigoo.ws/content/conta ct/miscellaneous/4279136_l.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-color:transparent; background-attachment:scroll; background-position:center center; padding:0px !important;} .contactTable table, table.contactTable td { background-color:transparent; background-image:none; padding:0px !important;}.contactTable a img {visibility:hidden; border:0px !important;} .contactTable .text {font-size:1px !important;}

My Interests


MySpace Codes Cooking, travel, sports and anything fun!
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Lance --
[adjective]:

100% kinky

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Most of the people I would have really have loved to meet have passed in the pages of history. As far as today, anyone honest, fun, true and loyal.
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Dating & Relationship Advice
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Music:


Hosted By SparkleTags.com Country (The Man in Black will always be #1), old school blues, Rock (new & old) and Bluegrass kicks ass!
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Movies:

where to begin...? Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Old School, The Terminal, Arthur, Usual Suspects, Royal Tenenbaums, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Midnight Run, Van Wilder, Untouchables, Glengarry GlenRoss, Silence of the lambs, GoodFellas, Casino, Carlito's Way, We Were Soldiers, 48 hours, Ladykillers, Stripes, The Burbs, Fletch/Fletch lives, Trading Places, Suicide Kings, Dirty Harry, Office Space, L.A. Confidential, Patton, SwitchBack, Shawshank Redemption, Casablanca, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Team America, The Life Aquatic, Godfather, Aunti Mame, Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Ronin, Hoffa, Once Upon a Time in America, The Dirty Dozen, and The In-Laws....just to name a few....!
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.
You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, falling in love has never been easy. You can only fall for someone who is very patient and persistent. Inside the Room of Your Soul

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Television:

Got hooked on 'Dog, The Bounty Hunter' And if you don't like it.... Lets see if your tuff enough!
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Books:

All of the masters, Chris Monack, Tom Clancy.... The Prince and Other Writings by Niccolo Machiavelle, Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, Hagakure by Yamamoto Tsunetomo, The Life~Giving Sword by Yagyu Munenori, Emotional Intelligence by Daniel Goleman and Man's Search for Ultimate Meaning by Viktor E. Frankl
MySpace Codes .com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=1988" What does your birth month reveal about you?

June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easilyhurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
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When you are alone, why ask why when you are in the company of a fool?

Heroes:

My Dad, the founding fathers, my friends and my daughter.
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You scored as Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause.
"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."
--Leonardo da Vinci
?Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.?
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Justice (Fairness)


100%

Hedonism


65%

Utilitarianism


60%

Existentialism


55%

Kantianism


45%

Divine Command


30%

Strong Egoism


20%

Nihilism


20%

Apathy


10%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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What Animal are you?

You are an Eagle
You are an Eagle. Grounded(but not so literally), you tend to take things a bit to seriously. But when you feel at home and calm, you let your true personality shine. When you feel threatened, you stand up for yourself no matter what the obstical. You are a true friend and a great caregiver.((Image (c) to its original owner))
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


85%

Jigsaw


70%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Captain Spaulding


60%

Pinhead


60%

Leatherface


50%

Candyman


45%

Michael Myers


40%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Jason Voorhees


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Blog

Dance anyone?

It is the middle of December; winter solstice is upon us, what is one to do for personal growth? Well I just signed up for an 8 lesson package at Arthur Murray's Dance Studio. HAHA! Tango, Salsa, Swin...
Posted by Lance on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

WTF...

Well it is against my better judgment, but sometimes you just got'ta say WTF! I can't really afford it, with the new condo supposedly to be ready in January and the holidays coming up& But hey, its Ve...
Posted by Lance on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:59:00 PST

Mondays...

When it starts off wrong, it tends to stay that way&. Jackie (My beautiful daughter whom I love so much{must repeat mantra ten times}) was having a particular crabby morning. So I we fought to get her...
Posted by Lance on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

Just simplifying things

Just simplifying things&  There is no tomorrow, for tomorrow never comes. There is no yesterday, for yesterday has passed, never to return. There is only today, live for today....
Posted by Lance on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST

Unconditionally never surrender!

Dare to Live Once in a great while, a person or event will enter or touch your life and much like a hurricane, you know from the start of that encounter, this was meant to be there, to help you reali...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST

Just thinking.....

"The more things change, the more they stay the same" (Author unknown, at least to me!)& Old and antiquated quote, yet somehow true as it ever was or will be. Yet there is one old quote I am starting ...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

just a blog....

Great White Shark at the Monterey Bay Aquarium! How cool was that, always a good time down in the Monterey area! It was a beautifully overcast morning, we were there at the opening and we were able to...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

Lost vs realized

Wow, Just attended a true Irish Wake. A good friends neighbor just lost his wife of forty plus years. After cooking a bunch of Tri-Tip and Chicken for the family, we attended the wake. I hope this mak...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

Changes

I think I have finally found the perfect song, at least for now, that describes my current outlook on life ~3 Doors Down~ Changes   Everything we do, experience, choose and endure; the best of ti...
Posted by Lance on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

A look back

The following was something I wrote a short while back:   Sometimes I truly get upset with myself for the lack of the right vocabulary. For what is it when someone enters your life, albeit somewh...
Posted by Lance on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST