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Billy

Back to the old skool

About Me

COMING SOON... WHEN I CAN BE BOTHEREDI dont own a camera, especially not one of these newfangled digital widgetal things (doesnt seeing the pic just after youve taken it remove all the fun of the game, no more backs of heads or messy floors/urinals etc...) and yet have an interestingly keen interest in all things drunken, scenic and chaotic. if anyone have any pics from something iv been involved in, let me know, or better still, forward me a copy

My Interests

THROW ME A CHALLENGE AND I'M GAME, AS LONG AS IT DOESNT INVOLVE ACADEMIC PHILOSOPHY!

I'd like to meet:

anyone, everyone, as long as you're not a cunt! .. width="425" height="350" ..this guy has to come top of the list though!!!!! what a funkin legend!!!!!!!!

Music:

BASICALLY I TRY NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AND LIKE ALMOST ANYTHING. THATS MY PHILOSOPHY FOR LIFE AND WHY MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR MUSIC? YOU COULD SAY I'M YOUR CLASSIC ELECTRIC BLUE, FUNKED UP, NU WAVE, 2 TONED, JAZZY, SKANKADELIC, NOSTALGIC, ROCKET POWERED BOSSA NOVA PUNK LOOKING TO THE FUTURE WITH A PENCHANT FOR DANCING TO RYTHMING BEATS ON THE ROCKS! DOES THAT MAKE ME A MUSIC WHORE? YOU DECIDE, I DONT CARE.

Television:

the mighty boosh, spaced (best sitcom for a long while...apart from), the office, nathan barley, curb your enthusiasm, the simpsons, family guy, red dwarf, match of the day, 24, anything with Sir David Attenburgh, anything about nature... especially water and the stuff that lives in it, the last 2 combine to create The Blue Planet, peep show, and lets not forget everyone's favourite The Christmas Lectures! (only joking, or am i?), but i'd give it all up for the ultimate in etertainment, drama, humour and suspense condensed into your daily 25 minute dose that is NEIGHBOURS! and now its new contender... DEAL OR NO DEAL!

Books:

anything with pictures

Heroes:

john coltrane, wayne smaller, rolf harris, bill hicks, billy connolly, bill bailey, mr. robin taylor, david attenburgh, Toadie Rebecci, Homer Simpson, flea, jaco pastorius, john paul jones, lance armstrong, ron jeremy, howard marks, michael palin, cowboy troy... the list goes on. if i end up like any of these guys i'll be a happy man, except of course cowboy troy, that would just be reverse michael jackson syndrome and to be honest i'd be a little freaked out, but hey, we've all got african roots! and maybe not bill hicks because i dont feel like dying just yet, i dont fancy living with my mother-in-law either so thats robin taylor out of the picture. in fact, i'd rather not be a fictional character. bye bye toadie and homer (although i quite fancy the idea of having my entire life run by a scriptwriter, it'd be a lot easier. perhaps this already happens to all of us, who knows? any thoughts Descartes and friends?)

My Blog

irish weekend

it was only supposed to be a weekend in the west of ireland. why am i sat in an internet cafe in amsterdam 6 days later? i haven't been home yet, i've lost my job but im having the time of my life wi...
Posted by Billy on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST

the fools! ha ha ha

The fools at the DSA gave me a license today because I managed to drive around the streets of Bristol for half an hour only making 4 mistakes in the process.  How does this work? Last time I trie...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

soy un puta maricon

aaahhhhhhhhhh! after stumbling up to campus five hours ago in order to finish the essay that never was which lies between me and a modest 2:2 in philosophy i began with my favourite activity of the mo...
Posted by Billy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST