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Galactic

None of you understand. I'M not locked up in here with you. YOU'RE locked up in here with ME.

About Me

Er... About me... I'm cool, I'm hilarious, I'm rich, I'm incredibly handsome, and I have self-esteem issues. Actually I'm just a normal dude from Brooklyn who wants to be a stand-up comic, loves to relax, hang out with friends, and make people laugh so hard they run out of breath and start coughing, then laugh and cough at the same time for hours. I make an EXCELLENT teddy bear, or so I've been told. I love to sleep, but only in the daytime. I'm pretty much a nocturnal creature. ^_-; ---- I use this a lot, because it usually fits my emotion. It's kind of a "wtf?" look. I love to meet new people, which is kinda why this MySpace exists, right? Feel free to add me, but if you do, please send me a greeting message. Doesn't have to be anything amazing, just a simple "Hi, you're frickin awesome, can I add you, master?" will suffice, lol.Wanna know more about me? Watch these short films starring yours truly, and you will learn more about me than you ever wished to know:Very educational, no?

My Interests

sports, books, movies, video games, and complex mathematical equations. Er... scratch that last one...

I'd like to meet:

A woman who feels beautiful because she's around me.Also, they say there is someone else on earth that is EXACTLY like you. I'd like to meet that guy.... and apologize.My AIM is "iwasshc009" it's kind of a long story how I got that name, so don't bother asking. AIM me if you want!Oh, I also wanna meet this guy...

Myspace Backgrounds



Music:

I like all kinds of music, but most of my favorites are rock songs. Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Coheed & Cambria, Galactic, Richard Cheese, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Killers, Manowar, Snot, White Snake, Mindless Self Indulgence, Asian Kung-Fu Generations, DMZ, Jay-Z, NIN, old Incubus, OCRemix stuff, the Chemical Brothers, Filter, The Crystal Method, White Lion, Cake, Live, THE RZA, THE GZA, METHOD MAN, INSPECTAH DECK, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE WU-TANG CLAN.^_-;

Movies:

Varies... I'm kind of a film buff now, so I'm really open to all movies. Classics, foreign films, hollywood productions, whatever, as long as the story is good.

Television:

24, Heroes, The Office, Scrubs, House, SNL... And stuff that's on at like 4AM. I swear I have watched 500000 Ron Popeil infomercials. I think the way he talks is funny. Especially at 4AM.

Books:

Really too many to list.

Heroes:

A Hero Ain't Nothin But a Sandwich. (Good book, btw) This guy. I'd TOTALLY give him a dollar. I mean, NINJAS man... sheesh, that's HARSH!

My Blog

Spiderman 3 sucked!

If you haven't seen Spiderman 3 yet, go away.  But you shouldn't watch it anyway, cuz it sucked. Yes, Spiderman 3 sucked.  One of the most disappointing movie experiences of my life.  I...
Posted by Galactic on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

I swear I'm not a racist.

It's story time kids! I was on the train today and I hear someone go "cho ching wa sing was sah ya" or some shit resembling that.  I turn around and it's this black kid sayin that to some chinese...
Posted by Galactic on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

The "R" word.

"Sometimes life feels like it's killing you.  That's life." -Jean Michel Basquiat Have you ever made a decision that you've regretted the instant you made it?  Have you ever made a de...
Posted by Galactic on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

how it is lately...

when you say things over and over they lose their meaning.  I say this to myself when I wake up every morning.  I still dream.  I still think.  I try not to feel.  My h...
Posted by Galactic on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

"Art and Artists"

"Each living art object, taken out of its native habitat so we can conveniently gaze at it, is like an animal in a zoo.  Something about it has died in the removal."  - Daniel J. Boorstin "M...
Posted by Galactic on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:57:00 PST

Beat it!

I like "singing" a song by just reading the words in flat deadpan monotone.  I think it's pretty damn funny.  For instance, I was reading aloud  the song "Beat It" by Micheal Jack...
Posted by Galactic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quotes to live by.... or just to say for no reason.

"If you have money, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too." "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." "Our...
Posted by Galactic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 "TRUTHS"

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. ...
Posted by Galactic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Baby. James Baby.

Everyone wishes they could go back to a younger age, but most people only think "Oh how cool would it be if I was in HS again knowing what I know now." Screw that, I want to be an INFANT and know w...
Posted by Galactic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My infamous cereal rant...

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT the Trix rabbit, for example I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids ...
Posted by Galactic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST