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Nick

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About Me

Hey there! I am PlutoNick, I like movies especially if they feature zombies in them, I like reading books, mostly fantasy (A song of Ice and Fire series) or Sci-Fi (Peter F. Hammilton, Ian M. Banks).
I also like outdoor activities such as World of Warcraft and Counter-Strike. I like Snowboarding and Skating and I can do most of those dangerous stunts look easy (but they are not, don't try them). I was also a professional break-dancer during the late 80s and early 90s [my highlight of glory was my nude performance of MC Hammer's Can't Touch This. Alas, his fall from grace, had a negative effect on my break-dancing career and [thankfully] forced me to move forwards.
Nowadays, I prefer to pass my time writing poetry about Marsupial Mating, or performing with my Jazz Death Metal band 'PlutoNicks'.
Lastly, I am a loyal member of MAZA. If you haven't heard of them, then you are not worthy enough to know them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That asshole that scratched my car's left door.

Movies:

Re-Animator (and all of the sequels)
Night of the living dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the living dead, Undead, Shaun of the Dead Dead and Breakfast, Evil Dead 1,2, Army of Darkness
Brain Dead, Bad Taste

Television:

Lost, Battlestar Galactica V2, Doctor Who, Masters of Horror.

Books:

Anything by George R.R. Martin, Peter F. Hamilton, Ian M. Banks culture novels, Douglas Adams.

My Blog

Guide to save money and go tourism without a guide.

Who would miss the chance to travel abroad, say go to Berlin, and gain a few Euros by not getting a tourist guide. Certainly not Andreas. So, who needs a tourist guide. A little effort and luck and yo...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

More movies for the fans.

Here is the epic conclusion to the epic saga of Das Boot. I present you Das Boot 2: Part 2.   Also, see the epic Fight of MAZA vs BEER....
Posted by Nick on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

NINJA: The Cosmic Cube

A MAZA Ninja friend of mine gave me this documentary, of a MAZA Ninja, killing a Samurai, retrieving the mythical coscmic cube, and subsequently anihilating the lovely island of Seyheles.  ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Das Boot 2: Free blockbuster movies.

Here are some blockbuster movies.   First is the Das Boot 2 [part 1]. This is the first part of Das Boot sequel. If you haven't heard about Das Boot, it's an 80s war submarine expressionism film ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

More videos directed by yours truly.

Since my directorial debut was so well received I decided to share with my fans more of my directorial efforts. Enjoy. Please visit the youtube group http://www.youtube.com/group/maza and rate/comment...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

MAZA PWNS Vaelastrasz

Yeah, my guild killed that gay Dragon. He had adjucted our beloved friend Apythmenos. Of course we delayed the rescue. Apythmenos loves an intimate molestation every time of the day....
Posted by Nick on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

Zlad

ZLAD - ELECTRONIC SUPERSONICPerhaps the greatest song/video clip ever... width="425" height="350">..>Hey love crusader i want to be your space invader/ For you i would descent the deepest moon crater/...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

Urine exams canceled

I had to cancel my urine exams for the reasons you will see below. ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST

Stupid people playing tennis on the beach

These people always annoy me, throwing their balls at me, or trying to impress girls.. They make noise with their rackets, and block my path to the sea. I wish they died, possibly by mal-digestion of ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:48:00 PST

Today I shaved.

Here are the results.ResultsI think i will do it more often.
Posted by Nick on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST