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Rice and Soy Sauce

I'm such a dork

About Me

I am everything you want me to be: a daughter, a friend, a girlfriend, an enemy, a jezebel in a skimpy black mini skirt with fishnet stockings and sex boots.

I have a boyfriend, so sorry boys (or girls). I am taken. Try your luck with another asian.

My Interests

HIBACHI.UFC.Yankees Baseball.Pretty flowers.Goofy pictures.Scrapbooking.Cooking.My Mother.My brother and sister.Alan.

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to give me at least a million dollars

Music:

Live.John Legend.311.Offspring.Bad Religion.Pearl Jam.Say Anything. If you know me, you know what I like.

Movies:

We make our own porn.Zoolander.Old School.Dodgeball.Seven.Devil Wears Prada.Pulp Fiction.The Italian Job.Anchorman.Bubble Boy.Euro-Trip.Space Balls.American Pies.Empire Records.Superbad.Knocked Up.Transformers.28 Days Later.Ocean's 11.Wet Hot American Summer.And lots lots more.

Television:

Family Guy.Friends.UFC.Scrubs.South Park.That 70's Show.Sex and the City.Will and Grace.Gilmore Girls.My Boys. Samantha Who.The Food Network, yes I love Rachel Ray.

Books:

First Person Plural: My Life as a Multiple.
CHOKE.
Cape May Court House.

Heroes:

My Mom, the toughest woman in my life. Love you so much mom!!! My Grandparents. Old school Ninja Turtles.

My Blog

My Myspace will never be Facebook

For 2 Reasons:1. It's Lame2. It makes my page a little too busy.No one cares about the applications, at least I don't care about the applications. So please, stop sending them to me because i don't wa...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:06:00 PST

MMVII and fun links

How could I possibly forget to write about the year 2007?! Things happened, things didn't happen, it is all very important. When I am old and gray, and still, somehow, be on myspace, and would want to...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Back from Newark

Woo! What a fabulous weekend. It all started a little uncomfortable Friday when I went to get an ultrasound to see if there anything wrong with my gall bladder. And may I tell you that they do NOT jus...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:56:00 PST

Myspace vs Time

Myspace always friggin wins. Do you see what I am doing now. I am typing up this blog instead of taking a shower and going to work. Don't get me wrong, I am still going to do those things, just after ...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:06:00 PST

I’m surprised at myself

    It is friggin' August and I have no pictures from this summer?!?!?!?!?!?!? What is the matter with me? I am like the biggest picture whore there is and I have nothing good to show f...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

EFFING GREEN HEADS!!!

Ok so I got bit by a greenhead like a week ago and now I have this hard lump on my left knee. Is it suppose to be like that. It feels like that muther trucker, unloaded all of its stupid greenhead jui...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

Friday Jeep Wave

As most of you know, I got rid of my Nissan Altima and now have a Jeep Wrangler. It's an '01 but it's got low mileage and it's a soft top, which means, top down in the summer! Since I bought the jeep,...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

i think i have pink eye

i actually don't know if i do or not. there's no eye discharge. they are very irritated, however, and very watery. oh and i have a headache. my eye hurts, dammit!
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

dammit

    Sorry, the pics from the previous blog of Marsellus Wallace, really its Ving Rhames, isn't loading. Maybe its just me. 
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

It's almost 5am

I am wide awake and I am bored. I fell asleep around 8:30ish, which would technically be last night. Then I woke up around 12:30ish am and I realized how long of a nap I just took. Alan, who needed t...
Posted by Rice and Soy Sauce on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:36:00 PST