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About Me

Howdy,If you dont know me, Id tell you my name is Johnny Velvet, but that would be a blatant lie, my real name is Addison, I'm pretty out there, love the funnies, along with milk n cookies, cept sugar cookies, and fig newtons, and tophu... People say I am belligerent around mimes, but I dont see it...I beleive mostly in science, however dont like many of them scientists (takes the magic out of everything those bastards)!So if your not a Scientist, Lawyer, Police Officer, Mailman, False Prophet, Monster, Goblin, True Prophet, or anything From the Necronomicon; add me, go ahead, I'll send you comments and tickle that funny bone of yours (thats sounds kinda wierd)xfire: babyfister

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

DeadEye. Jesus. The Creature from the Black Lagoon. a Leprochaun. The Leprochaun. Tatoo. Johnny Depp. CatDog. Van Hammersly. Jeepers Creepers. The Sandman. The Jeffersons. A Double Agent (like 007). The Prince Of Space. Ben Affleck. Scrubs Guy. Chance MacPhearson. Black Scrubs Guy. George Lowe. Mothmonsterman. a killer shrew. Hercules. A bearded lady. talking fish. walking dish. Rick D'Amico. James Whitcroft. The Bob. Maury (The Show). Alvin. Garfield. OJ Simpson (loved him in Naked Gun). Johnny Depp. A Talking Junkie. The Grand Canyon. That snake from harry potter (The first one). The Fonz. A Unicorn. The last Indian. Benelli. Myspace Tom. The Blob. Secrect Squirrel. Gary Busey. The Angry Beavers.No Scientists.No Fatties.

My Blog

My New Favorite Toy...

So I had recently come upon an old, worn down Silvertone Phonograph from my crazy neighbor from across the street. They were chucking it out, so like the weirdo that I am, I had taken it off from them...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:49:00 GMT

Selections From E.E. Cummings

nobody loses all the timei had an uncle namedSol who was a born failure andnearly everybody said he should have goneinto vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol couldsing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:21:00 GMT

10 reasons why I should not have a job.

As many of you may know,I live la vita loca, with certain restrictions, of course.and those restrictions involve lack of time, space, and what the law conciders to be "legal"...But all those are put i...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:34:00 GMT

Hoppy Halidays

Ahh Christmas is here!   Well, no.The Holidays are here theres more than one,  like five of them...but however,Christmas is recognized most during this timesimply because its the best holiday of winte...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:21:00 GMT

TJ MONKEYS- Oblivious

Finding the right girl or guy is difficult, isn't it? It's tough playing the dating game, not the one hosted by Chuck Woolery. That was easy. All you had to do was answer some silly question like "If...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:33:00 GMT

myuperawesomeblogforever!

So, I havent really been blogging anything lately...   I've been having that thing where people can't write about stuff... (whats that called? Its gonna kill me..)   So I've brain storming l...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:44:00 GMT

Senior Prank Day

Ahh, Senior Prank Day     I've been waiting for that day once i found out that it exists in real life,  and not in television...   But lately, I've been drawing on and on about thi...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:23:00 GMT

My Newly Found Hatred for Mice

So, as many of you in first through third hour classes have heard,   I have a slight infestation of mice....     I really wouldnt  have given a toss, except they've been ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:56:00 GMT

My Hobbies (Interests)

As Most of you may know,  I lead a marvelous life as a shut in; which leaves me a LOT of down time... So I have hobbies, well interests (hobbies cost money)call it whatever you may, it's not really th...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:34:00 GMT

So there Is this Dove...

im not sure wich kind (there are several)But it had a nest, where it would usually reside during my summer vacationI'd try not to screw with it that much when I'd pick limes, so we'd keep our respectf...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:51:00 GMT