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Flash Gordon

Inner Peace Through Outer Violence

About Me



Cherry Dare
You need:
1.0 oz. Stoli Vanil
1.0 oz. Cherry Brandy
1.0 oz. Grenadine
0.5 oz. Half and Half
You need to:
Shake with ice. Pour into shot glass. Enjoy!

My Interests


Karaoke, Designer Coffins, Sleeping, Naked Frisbee, Alcohol, Cheese, Competitive Dating, Sport Bikes, Ghetto Mountain Golf, Surfing, Eating, Freestyle Walking, Video Games, Go-Karts, Snowboarding, Halo 2, Armanian Armpit Flavored Cheetos, Dodgeball, Speeding, Thrift Stores, Secretly Moving Blind People's Furniture, Smashed Donut, Mojitos, Commando, Secret Organizations, Wii

I'd like to meet:


Please check out my band

[ Smashed Donut ]

Music:

The Killers, The Lovemakers, Hard-Fi, Every Move A Picture, Smashed Donut, Jimmy Eat World, Mindless Self Indulgence, Coldplay, Evanesence, Bloodhound Gang, Dashboard Confessional, Him, Ladytron, Styx, Stills, Strokes, Shins, Bloc Party, We are Scientists, Yellowcard, Maximo Park, Darkness, Kaiser Cheifs, Hawthorn Heights, Death Cab, Postal Service, Snow Patrol, Fall Out Boy, Flipsyde, Thrice, Anberlin, Fort Minor, Linkin Park, Wham!, Journey, OK Go, All-American Rejects, Eve 6, Mars Volta, Bravery, Our Lady Peace, Paul Oakenfold, Transplants, Gorillaz, Audioslave, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, System Of A Down, Black Eyed Peas, Atmosphere,The Roots, Jedi Mind Tricks, She Wants Revenge, Switchfoot, Savage Garden, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eagles, Arctic Monkeys, 30 Seconds To Mars, Hieroglyphics, Outkast, Tenacious D, Taking Back Sunday, Sugarcult, Jason Mraz, Panic! At the Disco, Brand New, Karate High School, Tegan and Sara, Stiletto Formal, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Nightmare Of You, Plain White T's, Rock Kills Kid

Movies:

The Goonies,The Night At The Roxbury, Pirates of the Caribbean, Army of Darkness, Kill Bill, Star Ship Troopers, Mystery Men, Heavy Weights, Dumb and Dumber, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Lord of the Rings, Dodge Ball, Anchor Man, Supertroopers, Rocky, Harry Potter, School of Rock, Starsky and Hutch, The Cable Guy, The Girl Next Door, Duets, X-men, X2, X3, The Big Hit, Fight Club, American Psycho, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, There's Something About Mary, Swingers, Butterfly Effect, V for Vendetta

Television:

MXC, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Blind Date, Real TV, Smallville, 5th Wheel, Batman Beyond, X-men Evolution, Mythbusters, Teen Titans, The Boondocks, That 70s Show

Books:

Goosebumps, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, The Stranger

Heroes:

My brother is my hero!

My other heroes are in this fantastic show.

and GhostriderAnd Anyone That Makes Their Dreams a Reality...

My Blog

St. Patrick's Day in Ireland

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Posted by Flash Gordon on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Laguna Seca Raceway

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Posted by Flash Gordon on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

The Blog Of Destiny / The Greatest And Best Blog In The World

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Posted by Flash Gordon on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

Beer Vs. Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favou...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST

Lets Meet The Blue Ballers...

The legendary ranked #1 Campbell dodgeballl team, the Blue Ballers, have confirmed the following players to suit up for Saturday's dodgeball tournament @ Valley Church in Santa Clara: some of whom can...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

Playboy Mansion!!!

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Posted by Flash Gordon on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

10 Commandments of the D

1. Never stop Rocking.2. Legalize all drugs.3. Quit your day job.4. All Religion should be taxed.5. Cut down on carbohydrates.6. Fuck her gently.7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.8. A...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

Milk Chug Challenge

As Quoted from Johnny... I have never heard of anyone succeeding in an attempt to consume a gallon of milk within an hour and keep it down for ten minutes, but last night my brother, Colin, and friend...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST

Bartender Myths

Myth 1: Bartenders have the best job. Swing and a miss. Our job may or may not be more fun than yours, but take a moment to swallow down this shot: While all of you are drinking and having fun,...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:57:00 PST

V for Vendetta

V: VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now va...
Posted by Flash Gordon on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST