Get at me.
John Franco,
RB Football
Mr. Peanut is not classy.
He is a regular peanut.
He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: johnny franco
Date of Birth: La Mesa, CA
Birthplace: Grossmont hospital
Current Location: san diego
Eye Color: brownish grey
Hair Color: black
Height: slightly "vertically challenged"
Heritage: austrailian / mexican / brittish / polish
Piercings: 1
Tattoos: not yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Lil wayne
Song: right round, forgivness, safety dance. LISTEN TO THEM
Movie: not another teen movie
Disney Movie: sorry im not a fag, but prolly Tron
TV show: LOST TAPES /colbert report / south park / family guy
Color: blue
Food: mmmm food
Pizza topping: everything
Ice-Cream Flavor: strawberry
Drink (alcoholic): beer
Soda: BEER
Store: shopping is gay
Clothing Brand: hurley / srh / famous / quiksilver
Shoe Brand: etnies / vans
Season: winter
Month: december
Holiday/Festival: christmasss
Flower: flowers....no.
Make-Up Item: no...
Board game: theres this cool invention called "TV"
This or That
Sunny or rainy: let it pour
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sour
Love or money: $$
Phone or in person: phone
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: monster
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: roast everyone i see
Most missed memory: cant say
Best physical feature: bod
First thought waking up: fake sick today?
Hypothetical personality disorder: i dont know wat that means
Preferred type of plastic surgery: hahahahhaaha
Sesame street alter ego: idk wat that means
Fairytale alter ego: gayyyy
Most stupid remark: "i accept your apology""Wut""HAI""BOOM ROASTED""IS THAT COMEDY" (listen for these i say them a lot)
Worst crime: speeding
Greatest ambition: college
Greatest fear: my own memmories
Darkest secret: NUN YA
Favorite subject: like i said. fuck school
Strangest received gift: your mothers virginity. mmm hows that feel?
Worst habit: LYIN BRAH
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: ye
Curse: LOL
Shower daily: ...no...srsly? no shit
Like thunderstorms: yea
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: no
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: no
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: yes!
Sew: no
Cook: im pro
Speak another language: no
Dance: yes
Sing: didnt u just ask me that?
Touch your nose with your tongue: WHY?
Whistle: yea
Curl your tongue: yea
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ye
Been Stoned/High: ye
Eaten Sushi: no
Been in Love: once
Skipped school: ye
Made prank calls: LOL SUICIDE HOTLINE ON VENT
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: ye
Cried yourself to sleep: yea
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? when people follow me
Are you right or left handed? right for everything ;)
What is your bedtime? never
Name three things you can't live without: kittens asparagas and chocolate milk...(in case your slow, i made that up)
What is the color of your room? white :(
Do you have any siblings? YES
Do you have any pets? ya
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? is that comedy? yes. for free
What is you middle name? Warrington.....
What are you nicknames? johnny franco
Are you for or against gay marriage? dont care
What are your thoughts ..ion? yes.
Do you have a crush on anyone? complicated but ya
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? marissas idea in 8th grade, ask her
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? im not fat.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yeah
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: light black
Eye color: blue
Height a lil taller
Weight FAT. no not really
Most important physical feature: body
Biggest turn-off stupid people