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Worlds Fattest Ninja

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About Me

Where to start...Well, im 6' 2" about 285-ish, i like hard rock, metal, a small amount of country (one or three songs), body building, paintballing, boxing, concerts, XboX, Firearms, UFC, Backyard Wrestling, movies, porn...THINGS I LOVE, my girlfriend, cigarettes, alcohol, pot-cant smoke n e more though, good zombie movies, alcohol, cigarettes, and food.THINGS I LOVE TO HATE, fags, rap music, punk music, whores, crackheads, junkies, terroristists, child molesters, wiggers (they are the dumbest things i have ever encountered, yes i said THINGS)Im a Juggalo, i have been since i was like 12, ive been truly down since then, so thats like 9 years ive been listening to ICP, ive got a tattoo of a tiger striped red and black hatchet man on my left arm, im planning on getting some more done, but im not sure when, my girl is a juggalette, she listened to icp before we met but i made her into the Juggalette she is now, but she wont admit that, my best friends for life are TRUE Juggalos/lettes, Adam Keller, Andrew Kunigisky, Mitch Cardon, Joeseph David Hall, and Sarah, Brad, and Jenny MeltonAlot of people dont like me because i am VERY opinionated, you ask me a question and ill give you an answer, i dont care about much of anything, i know that theres a bunch of little boys and girls on this site who claim they dont care, but i'd bet money on the fact that not a one of them knows what apathetic really means, i know because i truley feel apathy for just about everything, i dont care about disasters natural or human caused, i dont watch the news because its always the same shit...more deaths, more meth labs, more gang violence...whatever, i dont care about that shit, all that matters to me is me and my own, i guess you could say i have no compassion, but that dosent mean i go around telling every body and their dog that i wish they were dead, i am a nice guy, one of the nicest, easiest to get along fellas out there today... consider this my disclaimer, if you dont want somebody to tell you exactley what they think about a subject, then dont talk to me.Myspace Contact Tables
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My Interests

Wizardry, the female orgasim, flesh eating bactieria, simian defication, mexican food, death, life, space, Alexander Crowley, aliens, vampires, werewolves, re-animation, serial killers, cereal killers, goats, romen mythology, music, tattoos, entertainment systems, video games, and basically any shit pertaining to the above items...

How Gamekiller proof are you? Quiz
It looks like you have the tools to withstand all major Gamekiller threats. More often than not, you fend them off naturally and get the girl. But don’t let this get to your head – you’re still pretty weak. You let your guard down too much, letting The Gamekillers get the best of you. Take this lesson to heart: when you’re macking on a girl, don’t worry about those fools lurking next to you. Keep your eye on the prize and focus on the girl. Once you get a lock on your cool in any situation, you’ll be throwing game like you invented the game. You’re almost there…

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I'd like to meet:

I would Love to meet Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, Jaime Madrox and Monoxide Child, Christopher Walken, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, and a black guy who doesnt think hes better than everyone else because hes black What kind of Hater are you?
Evil Hater: You're NSFW and you love it. There's too much innocense in the world and it is your job to maintain the balance. People are just too uptight sometimes aren't they? Its a good thing the 'tron has people like to you to keep the surrealist aspect going; it adds to the humor quality 10x over. And someone's got to keep those noobs in line.
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Music:

Isane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Metallica, Shinedown, Mushroom Head, Breaking Benjamin, Project Deadman, Tech N9ne, Method Of Mayhem, Korn, Kittie, The Trans Siberian Orchestra, Powerman 5000, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, White Snake, Eagles, Simon And Garfunkel, Pink Floyd

Movies:

fav. movies: Big Money Hustlas, sin city, res. evil 1 & 2, The Punisher, SaW, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas(very good while tripping on shrooms), Troy, Pit Fighter(i liked it before it aired on spike tv), fight club, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Night of the Living Dead....basically any decent zombie movie, Where the Boys Aren't(porn), the lost boys(not a Porn), and Starship Troopers

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Lost, CSI, Mind Of Mencia, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Tripping The Rift, X-Files, Blue Collar T.V., Reno 911, COPS

Books:

Harry Potter, WHAT? YOU GOT A PROBLEM? DONT MAKE ME CAST FLIPPENDO ON YOUR BITCH ASS!!!! But seriously, you gotta problem with that, do me a favor, punch your self in the face so i dont have to...not really...i just dont read much and pulled something out of my ass

Heroes:

Joe Bruce and Joey Utsler, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffery Dhamer, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mr. T, Heinrich Himmler, Robin Williams, Mr. Ron Smith, Bill Clinton