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Galactic Profylactic

Laugh and the world laughs with you, fart and you stand alone...

About Me

Remember when the A-team, Knight-Rider, The Fall Guy, ThunderCats, and Transformers on TV robbed you of precious Hot Wheels time? (But you had all those toys too, so you could just play along with the shows.) Remember when your fastest mode of transportation was a Big Wheel, or a pair of strap-on roller skates with metal wheels and no way of stopping? Or when Dallas was not only a town, but a TV show which begged the question, "Who shot J.R.?" Do you remember how to get to Sesame Street, or how beautiful the days were in Mr. Roger's neighborhood (even though he was a pedophile), or what your function was at the Conjuntion Junction (I'm only a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill...sittin' here on Capitol Hill.)? Remember when the Governator wore a loin-cloth, called himself "Conan", and you wanted to be him on Halloween? Well that's me. I was "Old School" before school was considered old. Back when Michael Jackson was black, and "Thriller" was the jam. Back when everyone in basketball wore their shorts like John Stockton and the only guys that shot steriods were bodybuilders and Hulk Hogan (Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkamaniac and his 24-inch Pythons run wild on you?). That was back when people didn't WATCH reality, they LIVED it. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
Goddamn I'm old...
This profile was edited by MY SISTER MARIA .
Your Birthdate: December 6
A birthday on the 6th of the month adds a tone of responsibility, helpfulness, and understanding to your natural inclinations.
Those born on the sixth are more apt to be open and honest with everyone, and more caring about family and friends, too.
This is a number associated with responsibility and caring - this birthday lends a degree of concern for others. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
My birthday's the same day as this crook...

You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
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My Interests

Martial Arts, Hangin' out, Music, Movies, Video Games, Anything involving the Great Outdoors (besides golf...I look ridiculous in plaid, and came thisclose to killing myself on a driving range), and of course...the ladies! Hello!

I'd like to meet:

Muhammad Ali (formerly Cassius Clay), 'cuz he's The GREATEST and he knocks out all bums...

And Richard Pryor, 'cuz THAT nigga was truly CRAZY!

Mi Familia

Lil' Sis Angie

Lil Sis MEA

Step-Sis Kristine (WARNING: She Pinches!)

Step-Bro Darin (Soon-to-be-HITCHED!)

Cuzin Lee-Nee

Cuzin Illa (From the Mohawk Tribe)

Cuzin Nika de Neuva Mexico

Old School Homies

Gregorio (Yet ANOTHER one biting the dust.)

A Hugo Weaving Lookalike

El Gilberto (AKA The Drooling Pegasus)

Miss Sara the Teacher

HOMEBOY: Down since '86

Georgia: Used to WHOOP my ASS!

The Rosetown Crew

Ms. "I'm NEVER on MySpace"

Dani Morani

RJ: Soul Sista Numba One

"Cool Hand" Luke

Lady Katie

Lil Gay Boy (AKA 99% Taint...)

Had to grow up with "99% Taint..."

Kait (My Portland Connection)

WayNERD!

Toker of the NorthWest

Rachael: The MILFness in Seattle

JT: The Vampire

Nate-DAWG!

Joel Was A Race Car Driver

Ms. Vonbitcherson

Dre Day: Proof that "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"

The New Yorker

This guy really IS Rich, BITCH!

The Weirdos I Work With (There Culprit, You Happy?)

Erik - "The Hyphy Movement Moderator"

Cort - "The Village Idiot"

Lindsey - "The Tanning Consultant"

UNIDENTIFIED - "The High Priestess of the Occult"

Jen - "The Hot Dog Pugilist"

Lisa - "The Supreme Fetishist"

Aaron - "The Gay Pimp"

Brina - "The New Zealand Spy"

Mariel - "The Rookie/Actress"

Isabela - "The Dance Instructor"

These are ALL my BITCHES!

Music:


This is Ella Fitzgerald. This is music.

Movies:

Comedy, Action, Bruce Lee Movies, Anime, Akira Kurasawa, Martin Scorcese... any movie that isn't "Coyote Ugly" or has Vin Deisel/Ben Affleck playing lead. (Although for some odd reason I did enjoy Boiler Room even though it was a Wall Street rip-off). Lastly, I AM man enough to admit that I can tolerate the "chick-flicks" or romantic comedies if you will, but in limited quantities. (Over-exposure causes me sprout tits, and emit this salty discharge from my eyes which my friend refers to as "crying", but I don't believe her...)

Television:

What you know about "Knight Rider"?
..

Books:

The Book of Five Rings, Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need, and for some strange reason Les Miserables (That book was epic. EPIC I tell you!).

Heroes:


Charles Bronson. This guy made a good living making the SAME movie 5 different times. You could pretty much count on 3 things while watching a Charlie Bronson flick: chances are the word "Death" was somehow in the title, someone was going to get shot, and Chuck was going to be the one that shot them. Those three "Universal Laws of Charles Bronson Movies" were more certain than death and taxes.
And Starscream of the Decepticon faction...always tyring to ursurp Magatron's throne. He's like the Azrael of Transformers if you ask me (obscure "Dogma" reference). If Jazz was supposed to represent a black TransFormer, and Grimlock was the retard, then Starscream represented WASP-America in the mid-80's. He's was constantly bringing down his fellow Decepticon with his half-baked schemes, and nobody brought you down more in the 80's than a white guy in a suit. Evil undermining evil is PURE evil. I like that!
Anyone wanna learn nunchaku?
How about some chain whip action for 'ya...
Some Bo staff vs. 3-section staff, perhaps?
Is chi sao your thing?
Or do you prefer rope dart?
Nothing like a good ole' fashioned knife-fight.
Don't be depressed when your only friend is a wooden dummy.

**This footage shows Yip Man performing the "true" Wooden Dummy set. For those that don't know, Master Yip is a direct diciple of Yim Wing Chun herself. He had but 12 students, among them were Chris Chan, William Cheung, and Bruce Lee.**
Train hard enough and you can still crack industrial-sized cans of whoop-ass even when you're an old fart!

**This is Morihei Ueshiba, founder of Aikido. He was in his 50's when this footage was taken. I wanna be him when I grow up!**

My Blog

Emptying My Cup...

   A learned man once went to visit a Zen teacher to inquire about Zen. As the Zen teacher talked, the learned man frequently interrupted to express his own opinion about this or that. &nbs...
Posted by Galactic Profylactic on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST