Martial Arts, Hangin' out, Music, Movies, Video Games, Anything involving the Great Outdoors (besides golf...I look ridiculous in plaid, and came thisclose to killing myself on a driving range), and of course...the ladies! Hello!
Muhammad Ali (formerly Cassius Clay), 'cuz he's The GREATEST and he knocks out all bums...
And Richard Pryor, 'cuz THAT nigga was truly CRAZY!
Mi Familia
Lil' Sis Angie
Lil Sis MEA
Step-Sis Kristine (WARNING: She Pinches!)
Step-Bro Darin (Soon-to-be-HITCHED!)
Cuzin Lee-Nee
Cuzin Illa (From the Mohawk Tribe)
Cuzin Nika de Neuva Mexico
Old School Homies
Gregorio (Yet ANOTHER one biting the dust.)
A Hugo Weaving Lookalike
El Gilberto (AKA The Drooling Pegasus)
Miss Sara the Teacher
HOMEBOY: Down since '86
Georgia: Used to WHOOP my ASS!
The Rosetown Crew
Ms. "I'm NEVER on MySpace"
Dani Morani
RJ: Soul Sista Numba One
"Cool Hand" Luke
Lady Katie
Lil Gay Boy (AKA 99% Taint...)
Had to grow up with "99% Taint..."
Kait (My Portland Connection)
WayNERD!
Toker of the NorthWest
Rachael: The MILFness in Seattle
JT: The Vampire
Nate-DAWG!
Joel Was A Race Car Driver
Ms. Vonbitcherson
Dre Day: Proof that "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"
The New Yorker
This guy really IS Rich, BITCH!
The Weirdos I Work With (There Culprit, You Happy?)
Erik - "The Hyphy Movement Moderator"
Cort - "The Village Idiot"
Lindsey - "The Tanning Consultant"
UNIDENTIFIED - "The High Priestess of the Occult"
Jen - "The Hot Dog Pugilist"
Lisa - "The Supreme Fetishist"
Aaron - "The Gay Pimp"
Brina - "The New Zealand Spy"
Mariel - "The Rookie/Actress"
Isabela - "The Dance Instructor"
These are ALL my BITCHES!
This is Ella Fitzgerald. This is music.
Comedy, Action, Bruce Lee Movies, Anime, Akira Kurasawa, Martin Scorcese... any movie that isn't "Coyote Ugly" or has Vin Deisel/Ben Affleck playing lead. (Although for some odd reason I did enjoy Boiler Room even though it was a Wall Street rip-off). Lastly, I AM man enough to admit that I can tolerate the "chick-flicks" or romantic comedies if you will, but in limited quantities. (Over-exposure causes me sprout tits, and emit this salty discharge from my eyes which my friend refers to as "crying", but I don't believe her...)
What you know about "Knight Rider"?
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The Book of Five Rings, Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need, and for some strange reason Les Miserables (That book was epic. EPIC I tell you!).
Charles Bronson. This guy made a good living making the SAME movie 5 different times. You could pretty much count on 3 things while watching a Charlie Bronson flick: chances are the word "Death" was somehow in the title, someone was going to get shot, and Chuck was going to be the one that shot them. Those three "Universal Laws of Charles Bronson Movies" were more certain than death and taxes.
And Starscream of the Decepticon faction...always tyring to ursurp Magatron's throne. He's like the Azrael of Transformers if you ask me (obscure "Dogma" reference). If Jazz was supposed to represent a black TransFormer, and Grimlock was the retard, then Starscream represented WASP-America in the mid-80's. He's was constantly bringing down his fellow Decepticon with his half-baked schemes, and nobody brought you down more in the 80's than a white guy in a suit. Evil undermining evil is PURE evil. I like that!
Anyone wanna learn nunchaku?
How about some chain whip action for 'ya...
Some Bo staff vs. 3-section staff, perhaps?
Is chi sao your thing?
Or do you prefer rope dart?
Nothing like a good ole' fashioned knife-fight.
Don't be depressed when your only friend is a wooden dummy.
**This footage shows Yip Man performing the "true" Wooden Dummy set. For those that don't know, Master Yip is a direct diciple of Yim Wing Chun herself. He had but 12 students, among them were Chris Chan, William Cheung, and Bruce Lee.**
Train hard enough and you can still crack industrial-sized cans of whoop-ass even when you're an old fart!
**This is Morihei Ueshiba, founder of Aikido. He was in his 50's when this footage was taken. I wanna be him when I grow up!**