A drunken Englishman once told me that quitting my job and moving from everything I love in Olympia, Washington to Colombia was an excellent idea. I've always been easily influenced by random drunks , but in fact, it was the biggest mistake I could think to make. I now live in lovely Bogota, Colombia, where the sound of explosions is really, honestly, almost always just fireworks. I put photos here and sometimes people say nice things about them. I wrote an article about life in Colombia here . Plus, there's this blog thing that gets updated on the sober days.
I am perhaps best known as the victim of a cruel, cruel aluminum foil experiment . Confused by the shiny pictures? Read an interview with the primary responsible evildoer here . I'll tell you this: foil the inside of your house and you'll save on heating bills, but don't alert the media, or else you'll be getting phone calls from wacky morning zoo crew radio hosts at 5AM for weeks.
I know what time it is, where it's at, I get both up and down, and if you need to know exactly what is the rumpus, just ask, man.
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