Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE

About Me

My full name is Kenneth Murad Chadwick Merryweather Harding Eberly the Third de La Mancha.
but call me Kenny (with or without the 'e' is up to you)
I was born in the
back seat of a
mustang. on a
cold night in a
hard rain
and the very first song that the radio sang
was 'I won't be home no more'
I would best describe myself as softspoken with a wild side...
People who don't know me probably think that I'm shy and reserved but after I get to know someone I loosen up and I'll be joking arond and making sure anyone I'm with is having a good time. I love to make people laugh and enjoy themselves around me.
I love to dress and look great, and I usually take longer to get ready than most girls
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Don't label me. I don't do it to you, and it's just good manners.
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I'm extremely random and just as extremely sarcastic and blunt, and I don't care what you think.
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Anything else you'd like to know, by all means ask.
on AOL Instant Messenger it's:theartofpoverty
so IM me
no, really.
one more thing, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, press 5 to send a numeric page. also, dirtbag, you're dead to me.

My Interests

If you'd rather not read all the stuff to the right, these sum me up to a Tee.

You are 22% Idiot.
.. You are not annoying at all. In fact most people come to you for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of you. But what can you do? You're smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

You are 90% Metrosexual.
.. Well, arent you fancy? Mr. Fancy Pants! People think you are very stylish and gay. They may be right on both counts. But dont mind them, the ladies love you! Take the
Metrosexual Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'd like to meet:

anyone

Music:

if looks could kill, you'd be a murderer. maybe just a whore.

Movies:

fight club, the big lebowski, 300, star wars (all of them)

Television:

scrubs, harvey birdman, friends, family guy, the simpsons, metalocalypse, venture brothers, meet the barkers, viva la bam. college football.

Books:

I uhh, I can't read or write....

Heroes:

When you're gone, no one will miss you. And when you're dead, no one will cry...

My Blog

bye bye, beautiful, don't bother to write

well i'm leaving today and i dunno when the next time i'll be on this silly thing and i wanna give a great big hug and kiss to everyone here. all my friends who were the reason i got out of bed ...
Posted by Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

for the ladies. or lady. part 2 (mission statement) part 2

'here in your arms' I like where we are,When we drive, in your carI like where we are.... HereCause our lips, can touchAnd our cheeks, can brushOur lips can touch hereWhere you are the one, the one th...
Posted by Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

Your Own Disaster

Just think of this and me as just a few of the many things to lie around to clutter up your shelves And I wish you weren't worth the wait because there's some thing's I'd like to say to you...And I do...
Posted by Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

hurricane

"I tell you what. Somebody needs to tell that mayor of Chocolate City to get those chocolate chips to work and stop waiting for the caramels to rebuild their houses and the vanillas to pay for i...
Posted by Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST

for the ladies. or lady. (mission statement)

Dear Girls (from us guys)...Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.It makes us feel SO secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.Al...
Posted by Some say Kenny, some say Ken-KNEE on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 02:10:00 PST