*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name:
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Pro
Date of Birth: 1967
Birthplace: Bike, Dad had to take a shit..
Current Location: Laptop
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 5"9""
Heritage: Wtf?
Piercings: None, I ain't emo etc
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Tiamat / Rammstein / RATM
Song: Any non-shitty music
Movie: Stay
Disney Movie: LOL
TV show: Judge Judy is Godly
Color: Green flash / Metallic red
Food: Pizza (cheese / pepperoni)
Pizza topping: You blind fuck?
Ice-Cream Flavor: Don't really like
Drink (alcoholic): Coffee
Soda: Eww
Store: None, I ain't a girl
Clothing Brand: I don't care, as long as it ain't emo
Shoe Brand: Don't care
Season: Spring
Month: April
Holiday/Festival: None
Flower: LawL
Make-Up Item: None, I ain't emo
Board game: Chess
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money, I don't beleive in love
Phone or in person: I hate people, none
Looks or personality: Looks, I don't want to fuck someone ugly
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Being more superior
Most missed memory: None
Best physical feature: My body
First thought waking up: Let's stay in bed
Hypothetical personality disorder: Wut?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Fuck this shit
Sesame street alter ego: LoL?
Fairytale alter ego: Fuckoff
Most stupid remark: uGay? I don't know
Worst crime: Hypocrisy
Greatest ambition: Winning
Greatest fear: Losing
Darkest secret: Sure
Favorite subject: My superiority etc
Strangest received gift: My brain
Worst habit: None
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Coffee
Curse: No
Shower daily: Yep
Like thunderstorms: Yep
Dance in the rain: Dancing is for faggots and girls
Sing: Same as above
Play an instrument: Nop
Get along with your parents: Yep
Wish on stars: Rofl, only people with IQ =< 80 do
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: "Love at first sight" is called attraction, but dumbasses don't know it
Can You:
Drive: Yep
Sew: Prolly
Cook: Yep
Speak another language: Yep
Dance: Everyone can
Sing: Everyone can
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yep
Whistle: Prolly
Curl your tongue: Yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yep
Been Stoned/High: Nop
Eaten Sushi: Not really
Been in Love: Nop
Skipped school: Yep
Made prank calls: When I was young
Sent someone a love letter: Nop
Stolen something: Nop
Cried yourself to sleep: Nop
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? How he/she thinks
Are you right or left handed? None
What is your bedtime? Don't really have
Name three things you can't live without: Food, drink, oxygenn
What is the color of your room? Beige
Do you have any siblings? Yep
Do you have any pets? Yep, my best friend by far ofc
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill many people for free, lul
What is you middle name? No need
What are you nicknames? God
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against, what if I'm in love with my cat? They'll allow zoofilia marriage?
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't care, I hate babies
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nop
Are you afraid of the dark? Nop
How do you want to die? Without pain
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 3-4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Fuck no
What is the last law you’ve broken? None
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Green
Height 5"7""
Weight 105-125
Most important physical feature: Brain
Biggest turn-off Her thoughts