Mike - ProfilesArchive

About Me

-Pretty much had it with myspace because their server is a piece, so this thing wont be getting checked very often. Facebook "http://umd.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5741919"My name is mike incase you missed that part. I graduated from Century: class of 06. Headed to UMD in the Fall for the Smith school of business. I have worked at target for the past 2 and a half years and its not so bad. I like to play soccer, bball, and of course go riding. IM - racesa350warrior
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The following is 100% true and actually happened, Crazy Kid's identity has been protected for his own sake. ToasterSchrodel is not a doctor and you should not use this information for medical advice, or anything other than humor.
Crazy kid: dude i got a serious question
ToasterSchroedel: hit me
Crazy kid: ok i got in the hot tub...was whacked off n had sex...went to piss n it burns
Crazy kid: like real bad
Crazy kid: do u have any idea what that could possibly be from
Crazy kid: n if ill be alright
ToasterSchroedel: ok...let's start from the beginning
ToasterSchroedel: you had sex in a hot tub?
ToasterSchroedel: it's more dangerous for the girl than it is for the guy actually
Crazy kid: no no
Crazy kid: got whacked off
Crazy kid: like she was playing with my dick
Crazy kid: so water could maybe have gotten in
ToasterSchroedel: yea
Crazy kid: ok
ToasterSchroedel: i'm guessing some kind of bacteria thing
Crazy kid: then we had sex inside my house
ToasterSchroedel: your best bet is to just drink lots of water
Crazy kid: ok will i be ok
ToasterSchroedel: try and flush it out
ToasterSchroedel: yea...other than the burning which will go away soon you should be fine
Crazy kid: aight do i have to piss out the burning
Crazy kid: or will it go away soon?
ToasterSchroedel: it probably burns because your urethra is inflammed...i would try to and if it's too painful then wait
Crazy kid: and is that ok to wait
Crazy kid: but will waiting n not pissing give me a uti
ToasterSchroedel: it's probably more likely if you wait
Crazy kid: dammit
Crazy kid: u dont think its a uti though do u
ToasterSchroedel: gimme a sec...i'll research
ToasterSchroedel: that's possible
Crazy kid: fuckkkker
ToasterSchroedel: they say home remedies include lots of water like i said and cranberry juice
Crazy kid: ok
Crazy kid: n should i piss
ToasterSchroedel: the alternative is an antibiotic but you have to be prescribed that which would probably be awkward
Crazy kid: true
ToasterSchroedel: you'll have to piss eventually so i would just do it regularly..it will keep the bacteria from going back into your urinary tract
ToasterSchroedel: so your best bet is drink lots of fluids..pay attention for any irregularities in your urine like color or odor
Crazy kid: alright
ToasterSchroedel: and it should go away
Crazy kid: aight man thanks

My Interests

Cars, motorcyles, music

I'd like to meet:

CJ GIBSON, Rachel Bilson, Jessica Alba, and Jessica Simpson
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 3-28-88
Birthplace: Baltimore MD
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: english
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland
Your Weakness: a great smile
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: just plain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: UMD babay
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: so pointless
Your Best Physical Feature: to hard to call
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BOTH
Single or Group Dates: depends if the other people are cool or not
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ehh neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: "i'm not retarded"-mas, i agree
Do you Swear: not usually
Do you Sing: sure why not
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: tough call
Do you want to go to College: yea, but im gonna miss everyone
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, except for a few things (busa)
Do you like Thunderstorms: do i have a choice
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunatly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its like 10 degrees out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: 220 MPH + on liberty road runnin from the law
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: RICH, and unemployed
What country would you most like to Visit: UAE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long, not weird long though
Height: 5'5 to 5'11
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: i dont know
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: not many anymore
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, i still dont like you ; )

Movies:

Super Troopers

Heroes:

Ghost rider