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About Me



This week started well. I spent almost my whole bed in day enjoying not getting out of bed. So I have high hopes for the rest of the week.
But about me and not my week.... My job has way to little respect for my social life, however i insist on having one. Fuck sleep i need to go out and enjoy being alive. I'm 22 (oh yeah, now that 21 is over i'm pretty sure i'm just waiting to die), i'm assistant manager at a Walmart McDonalds (its really not as bad as it sounds), I'm an ordained minister; i give sermons at work usually resulting in my boss calling me a heathen or telling me how uneducated I is, whoops i mean am (funny stuff considering), I'm an alpha fag hag (an ever changing role and always exciting), I have an amazing group of friends they keep me busy; I never have a dull moment, i probably drink to much, i smoke ports by the carton, i drive a busted car but i still make the payments, i dance but only when i'm drunk, i use my cell phone way more than i should, i have a passion for stand up comedy, i have no idea who i want to be when i grow up (but rich is high on the priority list), i love my mother (she said i did anyway), i'm funny. To anyone who doesn't love me Fuck you too, and to all the rest I love you guys.
Before this thanked everyone i had cried, bitched, or whined to/at. Im not whining or crying (maybe a little) but i'm pretty sure i'm always going to bitch. Even when I get what i wanted, I find something to bitch about. But anyway, You guys are still my heros, with out which i wouldn't live long.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I totally stole this from Hannah but don't tell her
"I love nights I'll never remember with people I'll never forget."
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My Interests

I like to read and listen to music but only at the same time. I like to sit in a friends living room for hours and talk about nothing just because we don't feel much like doing anything else. I like going out. I like dressing up. I like cooking food it would be cheaper just to order. I like sitting in the rain (until i have to go inside and change) I like chain smoking and drinking vodka. I like chain smoking and drinking tequilla. I like listening to Julie's newest book idea, and looking at jasons new drawing, long talks with alex, i like mikes daily good moring and confessions from erica and amber, i like hannah and erica being spastic, i like shawn and justin randomly being in the living room, i like meeting new people, i like seeing people who were long ago lost;)
I like everything.
And who doesn't like rich men?

I'd like to meet:

Totally in search of the man of my dreams, but i think every single female on the planet is so not really much of a statement. He smells amazing and seeing him can fix anyday. Think thats you? Let me know cause I'm looking for you.
I would like to meet god. i anticipate meeting him someday. hopefully not tomorrow or anything.i would also like to meet a vampire because i think that is the life for me. i think i could type several pages but i'm sure you have something better to do than read my ramblings.

Music:

I like rap when i'm driving, country when i'm sad, rock and alternative when i'm reading, and classical when i cant decide.

Movies:

I love movies. I like comedy and horror and dramas and what else is there? i like it all. my favorite movie ever was the matrix, but baby boi is growing on me. He is so pretty. Hostel was good the second time. Texas Chainsaw the beginnings was fucked up like whoa. Memoirs of a geshia when i feel like crying.

Television:

I would love to watch tv. Only it seems that i never have time and if i do i remember something important i should be doing.

Books:

I love to read. I love vampires and werewolves. I like sci-fi but not that space bulls*it just vampires and werewolves. My favorite is Laurel K. Hamilton. Early and new. She rocks.
Dating & Relationship Advice
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Stoner


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Punk


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Emo Kid


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Geek/Nerd


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Goth


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Prep


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"Ghetto"


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Jock


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Heroes:

So this used to say I didn't have a hero however recent events have changed my mind forever. I now have a hero. A super hero in fact. This is my gift to the world (ok it's mikes but i'm gonna pretend)
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My Blog

a public service announcement from Reno's Sheriff department

Stuck in traffic? Well, this is Deputy Travis Junior with a word or two about Road Rage: Sure, popping a cap into the jackass in the Escalade who just cut you off would feel pretty good right now; on...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

To Whom it may concern.....

Or to Goldie Chavous,  I don't know you.  Or maybe I do.  It seems our lives are closely related.  Last night I was sitting with the lesbians at the table and noticed their measuri...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

How amazingly sad....

Inner Strength ..If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,If you can e...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

Bitch Ass Whining Mother F*cker

So....This is the story of this boy.  We used to be friends and then we was more and then we was friends again.  This was a good six months ago.  For like three months this boy sent me ...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

Good Night

Good nightI hope everyone had an entertaining nightCause i sure as hell did. And i would like to take a moment to direct every one to a you tube video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3AXU320xucYou sho...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

For the Swedish fish lover in you....

So tonight me mike and Jason were chillin in Jason's basement.  And we had an industrial size bag of Swedish fish which we have been eating at for like a month.  So tonight I put like three ...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

A day in the life

Of a Lesbian,Ok so this is more than a day but it will be fun anyway.  I walk in the house tonight (I have spent the last hour aquiring faggots and vodka) with my faggots and vodka to lesbians...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Thats how??

Ever wonder how you know you are gay?Well I asked a faggot and this is what he said....So it started with Hey Mike have you ever had sex with a girl.  and he said no.so i said so how do you know ...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

Fuck This shit!!!!!!

Dear God,  Do you remember when I asked for three pretty guys in my bed?  This isn't quite what i meant.  Maybe I should have specified three straight guys.  Cause the faggots cur...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

Happy Birthday Jesus!!

Happy Birthday to Jesus and Happy new laptop for me.  Could be the best thing I have ever gotten in my life.  OH and mine is so better than Hannahs. HaHa   Merry Christmas Everybody (We...
Posted by The word of the day is.... on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST