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steven

Mimosa....Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!!!

About Me

Still Waiting foy My big break in the comic book business as Superhero "Big Heart"...I will overpower you with my niceness ;-) I'm compassionate and looking for friends that don't take life too seriously... Big deal my inner child has grown up...At least I still have one earthling ;-) Escapes to The Keys!, Spirituality, Lazy "Mimosa" Sundays mmm:) doing the alternating bed...dvd.couch.. bed..dvd...couch drill. I am as mentioned zany, a goofball in-training, wait til my "rookie card" comes out. However, my serious-side knows that I love God, my family, my friends ("my other family"), and myself, but I know that I am incomplete and all the fun adventures I can think of in this beautiful city/world lose their meaning without "true" friends to share with. World's Greatest Cheerleader is a tough job (pom-pom's REALLY heavy)arms getting week, but would be happierer when adopted onto your team? :-)th
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - Survey
Name: "KING BLAH"
Birthday: A HOLIDAY
Birthplace: THE OUTER LIMITS
Current Location: INVISIBLE: WEARING SHEET WITH GLASSES
Eye Color: STILL INVISIBLE... CAN'T YOU READ?
Hair Color: HELLLOO DON'T YOU GET IT?
Height: 10 DEGREES BELOW SUCCESS
Right Handed or Left Handed: DEPENDS ON WHAT I'M REACHING FOR
Your Heritage: LIVING PROOF SPERM MEETS EGG
The Shoes You Wore Today: TRASHED ANOTHER PAIR OF SACKS 5TH AVE
Your Weakness: MY HEART/CHAMPAGNE/SOUTHERN ACCENTS
Your Fears: I SQUASH THEM
Your Perfect Pizza: CHICAGO: LOU MALNATI'S SHROOMS + TOMATOES
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MAKING IT THROUGH THIS SURVEY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sentiments of well wishes are never "overused"
Thoughts First Waking Up: MUST FAKE ILLNESS SO I CAN MISS SCHOOL
Your Best Physical Feature: "LITTLE BATMAN"
Your Bedtime: THIS IS A PROBLEM I NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP
Your Most Missed Memory: GERBIL WITH A HOT TAR CHASER - prison bitch close second
Pepsi or Coke: THE REAL THING
MacDonalds or Burger King: OUR FIRST DATE.. I'M BUYING SUPERSIZED EVEN
Single or Group Dates: Either -"together" is the key word
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NASTY
Chocolate or Vanilla: mmm - BROWNIE WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM
Cappuccino or Coffee: CUBAN AZUCA SHOTS
Do you Smoke: No thank you.
Do you Swear: RARELY: ENOUGH TO BE A HEAD TURNER
Do you Sing: & DANCE REALLY BADLY TO 80'S MUSIC
Do you Shower Daily: 2-4 TIMES "OUT DAMN SPOT"
Have you Been in Love: YES - BUT THE SCALES HAVE NEVER BALANCED
Do you want to go to College: Who's Buyin The Next Round?
Do you want to get Married: If it's part of God's plan
Do you believe in yourself: What you were blinded by 'My Super Ego Cape"?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Me likey motions lots
Do you think you are Attractive: If you take the time to know me yee of shallow ?'s
Are you a Health Freak: I don't know?... I flirt with the extremes
Do you get along with your Parents: Love them - though capable of pushing my buttons like an accordian
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to watch...Or Be On the Final Jog Home
Do you play an Instrument: Mr Microphone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but can I "hold' your glass?
In the past month have you Smoked: "Menthol Crack"
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Vodka doesn't count since it was part of my baby bottle formula
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's that?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Is it Lancome/Clinique Gift Time Again?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I only binge on Ice Cream With Fruit or Snickers for halloween
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, let's go to Sushi Siam
In the past month have you been on Stage: Aren't we all... like it or not?
In the past month have you been Dumped: The EPA would like to know my whereabouts
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: At The Shedd Aquarium...send bail money
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I dont steal
Ever been Drunk: Burp..No I always act like this
Ever been called a Tease: NNya nnya nnya nya nya nynaaa
Ever been Beaten up: Buy 2 guys twice my size - oh does car shopping count
Ever Shoplifted: I didn't walk into the store with all that junk in my trunk
How do you want to Die: In the Beginning & right before The Credits roll
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Is recess over yet?
What country would you most like to Visit: Earth
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Shallow: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Shallow Part II Red
Short or Long Hair: Long Enough For A "Roller Girl" ponytail would be nice
Height: 5 Something
Weight: Slim Size -4-6/ if you're tall a bigger size then duh?
Best Clothing Style: What ever you're comfortable in.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do I have the Right To Remain Silent?
Number of CDs I own: 350-375...Basia Give Me My Paul Oakenfold Back Byyach
Number of Piercings: Who cares?
Number of Tattoos: Who cares Part II The Sequel
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is poison....the future beings joy
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My Interests

"I like to sing, I like to dance, in the Moona, and the Juna, and the Luna" I search/wait for ("the no-show") Great Pumpkin - aka The Full Moon rising over the horizon of The Lake - breathtaking. Make other people happy :) Listening to Ambient Dub Music/Singing & Dancing badly to 80's music.

I'd like to meet:

Repeat Violaters Of The Anti-Laughter Ordinance.Also, I'm highly allergic to "web-cam" women: Stay Away Please!

Music:

Nine Inch Nails Going Down A Blackboard....I have a weakness for any Trance or House music with a female vocalist. Moreover, Cocteau Twins, Sarah Brightman, the Sundays, Some Madonna, Sinead O'Conner, Frou Frou, Belly, The Coors, The Smiths, The Cure, Erasure, Underworld, Old U2, Barlow Girl, Not enough space on my space LOL Just about anything but Country & 3 hour operasDance Music Paul Van Dyk, Sasha, Paul Oakenfold , Deep Dish :-), 4 Strings

Movies:



Television:

A 30" SONY Waste Of Time - but I am blackmailed/strongarmed by the electronics mafia to own one for my friend the DVD Player To Be "Alive". "Adult Swim" is good for a "few" laughs

Books:

Curious George, Clifford The Big Red Dog, What Prize Comes Free Inside The Cereal Box?

Heroes:

My Dad; Anyone that doesn't look away from someone who needs help. I would catch you if you're falling, or pick you back up when you're down. Would you do the same for our "brothers & sisters"?