Kicking ass & taking names, making fun of people until they cry or otherwise wet themselves, laughing at crude jokes, making crude jokes, writing my autobiography about how much I rule & everyone else sucks (except you, of course), taking long walks on the beach, keeping up on current events & realizing just how fucked we really are. I also enjoy punching myself in the face. I think piercings & tattoos are bad-ass (current score, piercings: 20, tattoos: 4). I also like music & movies, and now that I've finally learned how to read, I like books too. Oh, and speaking of interest, I gotta give a shout-out to my homies at the credit card companies, they got lots of my interest. Respek.... oh yeah, and I love the fuck outta taxes. In fact, I'm currently saving up to get the kanji for taxes on my chest so everyone will know how close to my heart they are.
Prince... all you haters best step off cuz the Purple One will destroy you... OK, so he's a Jehovah's Witness & made some shitty albums... he's still muthafuckin Prince. Rekognize!
The Stooges , Nine Inch Nails , Public Enemy , Depeche Mode , Clint Mansell, RJD2 , Gang of Four , Fugazi , The Misfits, David Bowie , James Brown , The Afghan Whigs, Grinderman, Velvet Underground , Kronos Quartet, Queens of the Stone Age , The Flaming Lips , Ghostface Killah , MF Doom , Radiohead , Bob Dylan , Bad Brains , Big Black , CAN , Mogwai, Interpol , Fela Kuti , Rage Against the Machine , The Faint , Johnny Cash , Iggy Pop , Prince , Tom Waits , The Cure , Minor Threat , The Germs , Black Flag , PiL , Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds , Faith No More , Tool , Gorillaz , The Melvins , Probot , The Ramones , The Mars Volta , TV On The Radio , The Postal Service , The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion , Ice Cube , Shellac , Wire , Killing Joke , Damien Rice , Kaiser Chiefs , Wu-Tang Clan , The Jesus Lizard, The Arcade Fire
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan , Fight Club , American Beauty , The Godfather Part 1 & 2 , Sin City , Citizen Kane , Vertigo , Man on Fire , Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Star Wars , The Third Man, Casablanca, Psycho, Port of Shadows, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, In The Mood For Love, The Killer, The Maltese Falcon, Chinatown, Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Brief Encounter, 12 Monkeys, The Gold Rush, Three Kings, Closer, Leon the Professional, Memento , A History of Violence , The Manchurian Candidate, Taxi Driver, Unbreakable, Being John Malkovich, Road to Perdition, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Fog of War, Paradise Lost
Rots your brain.... but when I do watch TV, I like Da Ali G Show, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, The Office (U.K), The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, House M.D., Battlestar Galactica, Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Cat's Cradle, Helter Skelter, Count of Monte Cristo, Survivor, 1984, People's History of the United States, Spanking The Donkey, The Lies of George W Bush, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Devil's Knot: The True Story of the West Memphis Three
Me.Also... Truth-seekers & truth-speakers. The rest of y'all best wake the fuck up.