DIRTWHORE CONSISTS OF FOUR REALLY PISSED OFF INDIVIDUALS, SURPRESSED BY THE STUPIDITY OF MODERN SOCIETY. WE JUST ALL HAPPEN TO BE MUSICALLY INCLINED WITH SOME SIMILLAR INTERESTS AND INFLUENCES. DIRTWHORE IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "FAST, AGGRESSIVE DESTRUCTO ROCK N ROLL TERRORISM". IF G.G. ALLIN WAS STILL WITH ALL OF US (AND HE MIGHT JUST BE INSIDE OF OUR SINGER), HE'D BE HAPPIER THAN A CLAM IN A PAIR OF TIGHT 501'S.
YOU KNOW IT ALL HAPPENED LIKE THIS. ONE DAY "ASSHOLE DAN" (NOW THE BANDS BASSIST) MET UP WITH "SATAN DAVE" ( WORLDS MOST INSANE LYRICIST AND WRITER) AT HIS HELL HOLE FOR SOME BREWS AND SOME TASTEFULL TELEVISION PROGRAMMING. SATAN DAVE HAD MENTIONED THAT THE ONLY THING THERE WAS LEFT FOR HIM TO DO IN THIS WORLD WAS TO DESTROY PEOPLE WITH HIS WORDS AND REALLY FELT THE NEED TO BRING THE TRUE VIOLENCE BACK INTO LIVE MUSIC. SO ASSHOLE DAN RECOMENDED HE AND HIS MOST EVIL COMMRADE, SATAN DAVE, SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH THIS CRAZY DRUM SMASHING FREAK THAT HE KNEW, "SHIT-FUCK ZACK". WELL THEY GOT TOGETHER SEE, AND THAT WAS WHEN EVERY FUCKED UP THING THEY HAD WAS MOLDED. IT WAS GREAT!! BUT THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS THE SOUND EVERY BAND NEEDS, SOME MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR. SO WE ALL TALKED TO THIS WOMANIZING RAVIOLLI WE ALL NEW THAT CAN REALLY SHRED ON THE AXE. "SKINNY GINNI VINNY". HE HAD BEEN A PART OF A FEW OTHER BANDS AS WELL, TURNED OUT TO BE JUST THE APPENDAGE THAT WE NEEDED TO MAKE OUR SOUNDS COMPLETE. DIRTWHORE WILL HAVE SOME MUSIC UP ON OUR HOME PAGE HERE AT MYSPACE.COM AS WELL AS UNSIGNED.COM BEFORE TOO LONG. WE'RE NOW WORKING HARD TO PUT SOME FINISHING TOUCHES ON A FEW OF OUR PIECES. WE WILL BE IN THE STUDIO RECORDING OVER THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS. DIRTWHORE SHOULD BE PLAYING SOME LOCAL SHOWS BY LATE MAY OR EARLY JUNE. SO KEEP CHECKING UP ON US FOR LATEST DIRTWHORE INFO. DIRTWHORE CAN BE REACHED VIA E-MAIL AT [email protected] YOU IN THE PIT!!
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