The polite way to pee... |
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you te...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
Christmas Presents!!! |
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 1...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
How many blond moments have you had?!?!? |
[X ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.[ x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.[]You have jumped out of a moving v...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:50:00 GMT |
A womans worth... |
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my sp...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:04:00 GMT |
Interestingly this is so true!!!! |
People are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of them.
-Epictetus
A man is what he thinks all day long.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Attitudes are more important t...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:46:00 GMT |
Tru Enuf...... |
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
_George B. Shaw
How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be c...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:18:00 GMT |
A True Friend |
(A)ccepts you as you are(B)elieves in "you"(C)alls you just to say "HI"(D)oesn't give up on you(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)(F)orgives your mistakes(G)ives unconditionally(H...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 20:51:00 GMT |
Can't Fight the Fighter |
You can't fight the fighter,It's just way too strong,You can never defeat it,If you think so your wrong,No you can't fight this one,It just won't give in,Yes it just keeps on coming,It's determined to...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:48:00 GMT |
