a n g i e

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a man who is at least 8ft so he can give me rides on his shoulders and make me feel tall. I would like to meet someone who is almost as lazy as me. I would like to meet someone who is willng to give me money-no strings attached. I would like to meet someone who believes that fairies are real, so that we could talk about it all day. I would like to meet someone who likes visiting the dentist. I would like to meet Neil Armstrong to find out if this whole 'walking on the moon' thing is a load of crap or not. I would like to meet someone who actually has a phobia of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I would like to meet a cannibal and ask him what tastes best: humans or cows. I would like to meet somebody who likes drinking milk out of the carton just to piss people off. I would like to meet a talking garden gnome, specifically the one off the lotto ads. I would like to meet myself in 20 years time so I can see if much has changed. I would like to meet my friends again and see if I would befriend them at this stage in my life. Even better, if they would befriend me. I would like to meet the first human to set foot on earth. I would like to meet someone with the same birthday as me. I would like to meet the guy/girl who owns liquorland, so I could befriend them and they would give me free booze. I would like to meet a mermaid. I would like to meet someone willing to do the hard stuff in life for me.

Will that suffice for now?