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jason schwartzman

i eat chickens.

About Me

my name is sab. i'm 22.
i'm stubborn, sarcastic and compassionate. i forgive but not often forget.
my favorite type of nut is a peanut and i don't eat shrimp.
i love other people's photography. xoxo

My Interests



i am a writer .

I'd like to meet:


andy warhol ...so i can punch him in the face.

Music:

*****
balls to the walls rock
80's love ballads
classical and jazz
folk
sigur ros
hard and loud reznor songs
booty shakin' 50 Cent inspired hip hop beats
trance and house
the Amelie soundtrack
poetic opera and show tunes belted out in the shower

Movies:



Books:

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currently reading:

Heroes:

*****

i love the Culkin.

My Blog

the way we were

a motionless drain, hair dye flooding the sinka broken wall, about a hundred ripped up pagesinkless, bundled up and packaged and maileda black painting, burning cinders, blowing asha crippled back and...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

love and miss you

the narrow hallwaythe corners pulling the room out in four directionsspread out on your floormy skin seperating me from the heatthe beads of sweat rolling down my backan illusion being castfrom the wi...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST

On a sombre morning...

He once sat, with his frail hands folded in his lap, the rain dripping from the brim of his hat.  Old and tired, weathered and worked.  Sitting and waiting for a memory to float into his hea...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

things which are things which are things

there are things to say but cannot be expressed in the right words.  i believe in moving out west to go to school, and moving out east to live in a fishing town.  i don't even know what i'm ...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

Beauty School Dropout

so not being in college really gives you an opportunity to realize how much you ctually miss being in college.  maybe not so much film and tv, but college in general.  waking up every mornin...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

half naked people make me uncomfortable

this weekend was really sweet.  it was a spur of the moment, last minute decision to go up to a cottage and it turned out to be such an amazing time. i even drank and wakeboarded.....that's how a...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

a poet

you fall but you don't breakand you can never let the bee stingand the birds singand you throw a fitcause you're conceidedand you don't even say goodbye anymorehow do you feel?like a washed up has bee...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

Jackass?

so, do people still find shows such as Jackass and Wild Boys funny?  apparently.  i wonder why?  they hold no comedic value what-so-ever.  it's just a bunch of 30 year olds doing s...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

pathetic

i'm glad that your sense of self has now been lowered to an ultimate low.  with your big hair and see through tank top.  your legs spread, charging admission at the door.  when did it b...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:56:00 PST

the knight in the night

last night, i was outside in the cold by myself and i was watching the planes.  for some reason, i couldn't turn away.  i had to sit there and try to figure out the flight schedules and the ...
Posted by jason schwartzman on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST