When I'm not residing on my home planet of Endozarkhor, I like to observe earthlings in their natural habitats. These include, but are not limited to: Max trains, movie theaters, bars, buffet restaurants (especially buffet restaurants! Omg! Can you believe how people act at these places?), freeways, apartment complexes, and thrift stores. I am learning much about the habits of earthlings. I am not so impressed. This thing called alcohol tends to turn perfectly good people into blathering idiots, which is why I have recently chosen to no longer take part in the consumption of this poisonous, yet admittedly pleasant coma-inducing substance. So hooray for coffee! I will continue to observe and report back to my home planet so that one day all Endozarkhorians can enjoy this vast, yet vastly indifferent place called earth. That is, if there is anything left by then.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
My rich, beautiful, successful alter-ego. So I could laugh at him (or her).
My Blog
RIP Chris Whitley
Wow. I just found out Chris Whitley died. Last November, no less. Where the fuck have I been? If you don't know him (and you probably don't), Whitley was a fine singer/songwrit... Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 22:32:00 GMT
