Fast cars and polyester...

Let's see, I like to shoot at porcelain cats with a broken cap gun, late at night I watch cavemen from Neptune crash their spaceships into the moon and when I'm REALLY bored, I like to sit atop barbed wire fences playing crummy folk songs to an audience of toilet-papered cows.
Take the quiz: "Which guitar are you"

Gibson Flying V
You are a Gibson Flying V. You have crunching Rock sound, with stylish looks. A guitar that isn't afraid to show off.
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?