DAMN RITE BITCH I WANT EVERY LAST DOLLA!!!

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WHAT IS IT LIKE IN YALL WORLD??? WELL I'M MAINTAININ. IT REALLY AIN'T SHYT ELSE TO DO. I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YALL ON A ONE ON ONE TYPE SHYT!!! YA UNDERSTANDIN??? IF NOT PAY ATTENTION!!!
INTRO WHAT IT BE LIKE FOLK$!!!! IT'$ YA BOY REGULAR KEV!!! I AIN'T FLY, FLA$HY, OR NONE OF THO$E OTHER $ILLY ADJECTIVE$...I'M JUST REGULAR MU FUCKIN KEV...YA DIGG!!! I'M 20, I CHILL, AND I MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO!!! AND IF U DON'T KNO WHAT THAT I$... MAYBE IF U KNEW BETTER U'D DO BETTER!!! WELL AIN'T $HYT NU TO $PEAK ON FOR THE MOMENT $O LET ME KNO WHAT IT BE LIKE ON UR $IDE!!! -1-
LOOK OUT$ FIR$T OFF LET ME $AY WHUDD UP TO ALL MY NIGGA$ AND LADIE$ THAT'$ HOLDIN $HYT DOWN WHILE GETTIN THEY'RE HIGHER EDUCATION!!! NEXT UP I$ ALL MY FAMILY ($EVEN 3 DEUCE AND P.B.C)!!! AND LA$T I$ ALL MY FOLK THAT I COOL WIT AND I$ PEACE WIT!!!
FUKK YA'LL FIR$T OFF TO ALL THO$E $TUNTIN AND FRONTIN A$$ BITCHE$ THAT LIKE TO PLAY GAME$ - MY NAME AIN'T PLAY$TATION BITCH. AND ALL THOSE FAKE ASS FLY NIGGAS AND FLY BITCHES...GET $MART AND DRINK $OME RED BULL...GROW $OME WING$!!!!
FAKE ONEZ I'D LIKE TO ADDRE$$ ALL THE FAKE A$$ PEOPLE!! THE BITCHE$ WHO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY WANT TO GET AT ME AND HAD A $IGNIFICANT OTHER... UR FAKE!!! THE NIGGA$ THAT CALL THEY$ELVES NIGGA$, BUT PUT A BITCH B4 THEY FAM AND NIGGA$...(NIGGA$ B4 BITCHE$, RICHE$ B4 DA GRAVE) UR FAKE!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: REGULAR KEV
Birthday: 12-4-85
Birthplace: CALIFORNIA
Current Location: NU BRUNZWICK
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: AFRO AMERICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: RODMANS
Your Weakness: BITCHES
Your Fears: NONE OF THOSE
Your Perfect Pizza: A HOT ONE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SURVIVE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NONE OF THAT
Thoughts First Waking Up: GOTTA TAKE A PISS
Your Best Physical Feature: ASK YA GURL
Your Bedtime: NONE OF THAT
Your Most Missed Memory: LIVIN IN FRANKLIN
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: MACDONALDS
Single or Group Dates: NONE OF THOSE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BRISK BABY
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: YES SIR
Do you Swear: YES SIR
Do you Sing: NONE OF THAT
Do you Shower Daily: YUP YUP YUP
Have you Been in Love: YEA...AIN'T IT A BITCH
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: NAW
Do you belive in yourself: OF COURSE
Do you get Motion Sickness: NAW
Do you think you are Attractive: NAW
Are you a Health Freak: NAW
Do you get along with your Parents: YEA
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEA
Do you play an Instrument: NAW
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HELL YEA
In the past month have you Smoked: HELL YEA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WEED
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NAW
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NAW
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NAW
In the past month have you been on Stage: NAW
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NAW
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YEA
Ever been Drunk: YEA
Ever been called a Tease: YEA
Ever been Beaten up: NEVER THAT
Ever Shoplifted: YEA
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP AT THE AGE OF 99 AFTER BUSTIN A NUT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A GOOD FATHER
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LONGER THAN MINE
Height: 4'11-5'8
Weight: 135-155
Best Clothing Style: CLEAN
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: ????
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Sex Quiz
Caution not for Virgins a.k.a V-Necks
Answer the following by choosing one of the following..
Are you a Freak or a Romantic? FREAK
On Top or on Bottom? BOTTOM (PREFER BACK THO)
On the Counter or on the Bed? COUNTER
In the Closet or in the Shower? SHOWER
Kinky Sex or Ruff Sex? KINKY
Chocolate or Whip Cream? WHIP CREAM
Thongs or Booty Shorts? BOOTY SHORTS
At Night or in the Morning? NIGHT
One Night Stand or In a relationship? ONE NIGHT STAND
Five Minutes or Five Hours? FIVE MINUTE
Is it the size of the boat or the Motion of the Ocean? MOTION OF THE BOAT IN THE OCEAN
In the Winter or in the Summer? WINTER
Missionary Or Doggy Style? DOGGY STYLE
Whips and Chains or Talking Dirty? TALKING DIRTY
Are you the Boss or Bitch? BOSS
Cute Butt or Cute Face? BOTH
Strip Tease or Lick Tease? LICK TEASE
Fore play or No Fore play? FORE PLAY
Your house or Their House? THEIR HOUSE
In the Bath or in the Pool? POOL
In the sun or in the rain? RAIN
Under the stars or under the sheets? STARS
Do you want it Faster or Harder? NIETHER
Boys: Nice Ass or Nice Rack? BOTH
Girls: Nice Body or Nice Face?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!