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Matt's Bucket

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

*** PIPE LIQUIDATION SALE!! ***
Click on the pipe pic - the Photobucket guest password is: pipes4u
Here's some Kaywoodies to start with, I'll be adding more so check back often...PLEASE!! These are as-is, as-found - INEXPENSIVE!! If you want me to clean them up for you, let me know. (I'll have to charge a little more for that though)Let's make a deal so we'll both be happy!

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HEY! ... Visit my group- http://groups.myspace.com/adults47
“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.” -Albert Einstein
“It must be useful. It must work dependably. It must be beautiful. It must last. It must be the best of its kind.” -Alfred Dunhill
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"Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?" -Matt
This is pretty much what I look like
Brilliant - Delightfully Funny - Very Friendly

I'm actually a warm and friendly guy...I really am! I like to help people. I have 4 kids and a beautiful wife. They have a dog, sometimes two, (a long story of father knows best but nobody listens) and 2 cats. I'm extremely allergic to cats but they don't seem to mind!
The only thing cats are good for is the momentary aerobic workout I get from chasing them off the counters!

Dad Chasing Cat
My pipe smoking has turned into a pipe buying, collecting, restoring and selling hobby. I've sold a few on eBay- I'll put up some pics soon...Update..Here's some (If you don't see pipes scrolling by, hit the IE refresh button)
My pipe cabinet
This is the 2008 Ford Mustang Cobra Jet #4 of only 50 made raced at Pomona for the 2009 Winternationals. This car was designated the Rice and Holman tribute car and they bought 2 Penzoil stickers from me to complete the car! Watch close and you'll see one of them low on the fender behind the front wheel. Cool, Huh?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



No machine that's a dud stuck in the mud in this swamp of Jersey!

Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al Pimp My Profile

My Blog

Dean Martin and Foster Brooks drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvvly-z2CXE Foster Brooks was the consumate drunk
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:19:00 GMT

Check out this video: NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Larry King Interview

Check out this video: NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Larry King Interview
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Captain Kirk Farts - Star Trek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve4PRaA5y48
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:21:00 GMT

Star Trek McCain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpXKDAPX2Jc
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:18:00 GMT

3rd Race at The Honeymoon Is Over Downs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ42ChFJiaw
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:04:00 GMT

The Killers / Dire Straits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQyx3uGt5TE A lovestruck Romeo, sings the streets a serenadeLaying everybody low with a love song that he madeFinds a streetlight, steps out of the shadeSays...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:16:00 GMT

American, Hoorah!

American, Hoorah!More Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts atpYzam.com
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:55:00 GMT

I have achieved 47 + 3

47 is the number of days between the cancellation of the original Star Trek and the launch of Apollo 11 - the 1st moon landing.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:48:00 GMT

n00bs and fops - What does it all mean?

I admit it. I am new to Myspace. I am finding this whole experience a facinating learning process. I joined a couple of groups and I thought I was having fun. Apparently I pushed someone's button whic...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:32:00 GMT

Pipe Smoking- A Bucketfull of Thoughts...

Once, a well-attired, well-groomed, well-spoken man could enjoy a fine puff of pipe tobacco in any local bar, and be regarded for what he was: a true and fine gentleman. Sadly, those days are gone. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:40:00 GMT