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I'm the guy who looks for the humor in everything. If you have a bushy mustache, a mullet, or love to eat "soufflette", I'm going to laugh at you and/or fuck with you to no end. Because frankly, I think that shit is hilarious. I consider myself to be a deep thinker, and spend a lot of time dreaming and pondering the mysteries of life. You'll either love me or hate me because of it, and I'm content with that. I grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and moved to Fort Lauderdale, Florida when I was 12. I have great friends in both of these locations, and I wouldn't trade my life experiences for anything in the world. I currently live in Denver, CO and work for Honeywell Space Systems as a subcontractor to Lockheed Martin and NASA. It didn't take long for me to realize that I didn't really like TX. All it took was one visit to Colorado for me to finally understand that I had been blind to what I truely wanted in life. I am fascinated with the outdoors, mountains, snow, hiking and outdoor sports...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Charles Breno
Birthday: October 12, 1976
Birthplace: Cleveland, Ohio
Current Location: Houston, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's
Your Weakness: A pretty smile, pretty feet
Your Fears: Heartbreak, complacency, and dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To master another guitar scale
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hang on a sec
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit...I'm late again
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes?
Your Bedtime: 1:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching Haley pull figure 8's across the living room floor.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both suck. But that King really creeps me out. So Burger King loses.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What am I....English?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Yep
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: And Brush my teeth too. How about that?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've done my time.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Can you say....spell check?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on those god damn tea cups...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd lke to think so.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak all around
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: The guitar....my savior
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I already said "no" to the drug question...get off my back.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haven't been that drunk in a long time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal.
Ever been Drunk: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Ever been called a Tease: I don't tease
Ever been Beaten up: A few times
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. Got caught. Never again.
How do you want to Die: With dignity, no pain, and a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Loved and respected
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Irrelevant
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Neither of these are
Weight: as important to me
Best Clothing Style: Athletic
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment...
Number of CDs I own: tons
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One
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