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may-may

i think you're crazy... maybe...

About Me

"hello, my favorite face."
Female
90 years old
la-la-land, California
United States
Last Login: 6/21/2008
may-may: the ultimate connoisseur of cute
random trivia about me:
1) my boyfriend is the most amazing person i have ever known.
2) when i was a baby, i had curly, light brown hair
3) i really love my new ipod touch... seriously, you don't understand.
4) i have a weakness for alarmingly handsome men in wool coats
5) i don't deserve to have such nice skin, because i constantly abuse it and take it for granted
6) i turn purple when i drink alcohol.. it's not pretty
7) i hate the term "wife-beater" and refuse to buy that type of tank top until the term is changed or at least is acknowledged that it is FUCKED UP
8) i think anyone who listens to western music should own a copy of Miles Davis' Kind of Blue and Radiohead's Ok Computer.
note: i reserve the right to refuse any friend request that comes my way. i also reserve the right to erase you from my friends list if you piss me off or annoy me in anyway. please proceed accordingly.
people say that i can come off as standoffish, cold, or aloof... the truth is.. i'm just a big, sad sap. i cry anytime i see a wedding.. in real life, in a movie, on a tv show, sometimes just looking at pictures of brides... i just cried watching a scene from "the chronicles of narnia." yes, that is how big of a sap i am
if you want to find me on any given night... search for the best music show going on in l.a.... i'll probably be there. all of my life's earnings have gone and will continue to go to watching live music. i am a slave to any artist that has the talent to perform well live. while we're on the subject matter... i want to have babies with brad mehldau.
a pet peeve of mine are myspace pages that have like 800 videos, a 10,000 pictures and 6000 songs playing each time they load... cause, btw... they crash my computer!! and to those of you who have one... i hate you.
one of my favorite daily activities is to look at hot people (girls, mostly) on myspace and then try to figure out which of these said people's profiles are actually real. i don't believe half of you.
if you get my weird, obscure movie references or like dark, dry humor... you and i will get along just fine. if you don't at least respect radiohead as artists, i doubt we will ever really be friends
btw, if you're one of those guys who likes to "collect" asian girl profiles (i.e. all of your myspace friends are asian girls, and there are like 1000 of them)... DON'T request me, you fuck.
"most people do not like to be controlled, criticized, told what to do, told who they are, told how/what/why they are thinking and doing what they are, and so on. most people want to be able to have a say in their own life, and they want to be liked and accepted for who they are"

My Interests

J.ames, J.ames, and more J.ames
i am:
*a music addict
*a concert junkie
*a cute expert
*a professional pouter
*very quite cuddly
*soft, soft, soft
*the jealous type
*a collector of jackets
*a girl who actually likes other girls
*an avocado fiend
*nocturnal
*often without clothes when in my apt
*a devoted girlfriend
*a karaoke queen
*obsessed with purple
*permanently attached to my nano and digicam
*dating my macbook pro
*a cat person
*a sap
*often thin-skinned
*drawn to quick wit
*not ashamed of how much i love bad tv shows
*or cheesy high school movies
*proficient at matching you with your celebrity twin

i can:
*speak kitten
*swear like a sailor
*beat you at tetris
*spot a hapa from a mile away
*assemble any piece of ikea furniture.. all by myself
*hold an entire conversation with recited movie quotes
*remember really weird, trivial shit about you for years
*drive- regardless of what you think about asian female drivers
*take a shower/bath in water that would probably scald you
*take your picture pretty damn well
*spot any b, c, or d-list celebrity in a crowd
*sing almost any song that comes on the radio

i dream:
*everynight
*vividly.. about people in my life
*of always knowing the right come-back
*of owning a karman ghia
*of living in a huge house with a view and a giant bathtub
*of having a job that revolves around me listening to music (ha! i'm almost there, people!!)
*of loyalty, compassion, empathy, and love

I'd like to meet:

a. the kid on the right:
psst... i met him
b. people who know who Brad Mehldau and Jon Brion are...
c. people who know how to use the word "you're" as opposed to the word "your"
d. Michael Cera & Andy Samberg.
e. more people like SAM!!

Music:



RADIOHEAD, BJORK, BECK, BRAD MEHLDAU, aimee mann, alice in chains, alicia keys, AMON TOBIN, aqualung, THE ARCADE FIRE, THE BEATLES, the beta band, the bird and the bee, bitter sweet, bob marley, the cars, chris cornell, cold war kids, cole porter, JOHN COLTRANE, elvis costello, crowded house, The Cure, MILES DAVIS, David Bowie, David Byrne, the decemberists, deerhoof, (pre-violator) depeche mode, diana krall, dj shadow, dntel, dogfysh, dredg, editors, eels, elbow, ella fitzgerald, elliott smith, erykah badu, esthero, everything but the girl, the faint, FIONA APPLE, serge gainsbourg, billie holiday, heart, jamiroquai, jeff buckley, JON BRION, ladytron, latyrx, lauryn hill, led zeppelin, lovage, maude maggart, Medeski Martin & Wood, (pre-crazy) michael jackson, minipop, miss kitten, the monkees, morrissey, NIN, nirvana, Pearl Jam, peeping tom, peter bjorn and john, peter gabriel, The Pharcyde, The Police, Portishead, the postal service, rem, The Roots, john scofield, sean lennon, the shins, silversun pickups, Smashing Pumpkins, the SMITHS, soundgarden, spoon, stereolab, stone temple pilots, suzanne vega, Talking Kids, THOM YORKE, tom petty, tori amos, tribe called quest, u.n.k.l.e, vagenius, violent femmes, weezer, the white stripes, The Who. i also love justin timberlake, gwen stefani, and britney spears.
***current heavy rotation album: RADIOHEAD - IN RAINBOWS...***
current singles i like: radiohead - "down is the new up"
the bird and the bee - "polite dance song"
chromeo - "fancy footwork"
louis iv - "air traffic control"
css - "music is my hot hot sex"

Movies:


Almost Famous (and basically anything cameron crowe), Say Anything, 16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, Better Off Dead, Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, Weird Science, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Drop Dead Fred (i heart phoebe cates), Labyrinth, Legend, Amadeus, American Psycho, Amelie, Basquiat, The Last Emperor, Little Miss Sunshine, Trainspotting, The Shining, Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Love Actually, The Holiday, The Notebook, Run Lola Run, Hedwig, Mommy Dearest, Dangerous Liaisons, Sin City, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, i heart huckabees, Bottle Rocket, Life Aquatic (and anything wes anderson), Siblings, Character, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Heathers, Clueless, Mean Girls (and almost any cheesy high school movie), What's Eating Gilbert Grape (and practically anything wtih johnny depp), Tim Burton movies, Winter Passing, Little Children, The Good Girl, Secretary, Chung King Express, Hard Candy, Kamikaze Girls, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Sneakers, Stand By Me (basically, any river phoenix movie), Clerks, 40 Year-Old Virgin, School of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite ... i LOVE the following actors and will probably watch any movie they are in: Zooey Deschanel, Anna Faris, Christian Bale, takeshi kaneshiro... and i really like Amanda Bynes for some reason... no idea what. oh yea, and i love the 80's movies Staying Alive and Overboard
****Last movie watched: Superbad - GO SEE THIS MOVIE... NOW! (i heart michael cera)

Television:

HOUSE, Arrested Development, project runway, dead like me, Kids in the Hall, Aeon Flux, Dr. 90210, L Word, Entourage, Simpsons, Futurama, Freaks & Geeks, Sex and the City, My So-Called Life, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Space Ghost, south park, Daria, Pinwheel, Encyclopedia, animaniacs, beverly hills teens, Trigger Happy TV, laguna beach.

Books:



Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman; Perfume by Patrick Suskind, The Tao te Ching, by Lao Tzu; Jitterbug Perfume. by Tom Robbins, the Republic, by Plato; Screwtape Letters, by C.S. Lewis; The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand; The Metamorphoses, by Franz Kafka; Farenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury; The Prophet, by Khalil Gibran.

Heroes:

my mother, thom yorke, jon brion, brad mehldau, bjork, beck, tina fey, michel gondry, mark ryden.

My Blog

the shows im seeing...

ok, i decided that with the amount of time and money i spend on shows, i should start keeping track of all the shows i go to.. so i'm going to start from the past couple of months... there may be a fe...
Posted by may-may on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST

i dont think you understand (RADIOHEADs new album!!)

UPDATE: ok, so.. it's out there.. have you downloaded it, yet? if not.. WHY NOT??? fuckin' brilliant.. hurry up! and post your favorite song.xoxo___________________________________________________ _...
Posted by may-may on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST

cinco de may-o.

friday night:  watch the kids in the hall perform in tiny hollywood theater (thank you gary helsinger!)... meet/hug/take pictures with all of five "kids" afterwards (if you're intereste...
Posted by may-may on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

this week in music...

it's been a good week for music: 1) i saw Heart perform the entire Dreamboat Annie album at the Orpheum downtown... beautiful, amazing venue and Heart rocked the fucking house.  i don't know why ...
Posted by may-may on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

my favorite kid in the hall!

i met dave foley last night! he looks like a dad from far away, but up close he just looks like that same kid in the hall i loved so much back in the day... his face hasn't changed much. he still ha...
Posted by may-may on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

bah! i can't handle teh cute!

gah! i want one!!!can i get one that just stays this way forever?? if so, i'm getting one tomorrow!
Posted by may-may on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:47:00 PST

awesome news (about thom yorke)!!

thom posted this message this past weekend:this is just a note to say that something has been kicking around in the background that i have not told you about.its called The Eraser.nigel produced & arr...
Posted by may-may on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:14:00 PST

before you attempt to add me.. READ THIS!

i will most likely say NO to you if you are one or more of the following... 1. you are younger than 19 2. you are a creep who collects girl profiles, more specifically - asian girl profiles 3. you an...
Posted by may-may on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:47:00 PST

today is a very important day

it's Thom Yorke's birthday!!! yes, i know i'm silly... but i love this man!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by may-may on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:22:00 PST

i finally get the "work-out rush"

just had my first pilates work-out... that was pretty freakin awesome.  found all kinds of muscles i never knew i had and found out that my ass and stomach have minds of their own... no wonder th...
Posted by may-may on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:26:00 PST